DISCLAIMER: i wrote this in eighth grade, any and all opinions expressed in this section may or may not still be those of the author. if you dont like them, tough shit.okay so I think i'm gonna go in a different direction with my "about me" thing because the old one was gay.
My name is matt. I could be straight out of Compton or straight out of Beverly Hills, that's something you may never know
You can call me whatever the fuck you want (ghetto, punk, jock, nerd, freak, emo, or anything else you can think of) because I don't care. I'm not into labels, that makes me a nonconformist, although that tecnically is a label, but it's a label for people with no labels so I guess it's necessary.
For everyone who had heard me say that myspaces are gay and are now surprised that I have one, just know that I didn't know how to work html so I did what every jealous five year old does and I made fun of it to compensate for my lack of skill :).
Well since you're reading this to know about me (or because the rest of my myspace sucks and you're bored of it) mebe I should tell you a little about myself.
I'm a Jew. Hardcore, straight-up and proud of it. I hate to break it to everyone, but I WAS THE ONE WHO COINED THE PHRASE JEW CREW! So the next time you hear me say it, don't say I stole it from this one really Jewish guy you know BECAUSE I DIDN'T! Oh yeah on the subject of my Jewishness, I'm a reform Jew. That means that my whole life doesn't revolve around my religion, I can eat what I want, and my sideburns are normal length.
I live in Culver City, most people who read this do too. It's a cool place I guess, close enough to L. A. to not be a hillbilly town, but far enough away to not be in L.A. So yeah... GO CC FOOS!
In terms of sports, it's all about the angels and the lakers. Don't deny it, both of those teams could run circles around any other team in their sport. I would be a fan of a football team, but there isn't one in L.A. and I think it's stupid to root for a team that plays really far away from you especially if you have no connection to the city they play in. For example "I'm a raider fan" why are you a raider fan good sir? They play in Oakland, you live in Riverside. "Because they Raiders are tight dawg" and why do you think that? "because their jerseys are so cool looking" the stupidest statement I have ever heard in my life.
I think it's interesting how people will judge who you are by what music you listen to, so for those of you who like to judge I would like you to know that I LISTEN TO EVERYTHING!!! HAHA!! with a few exceptions of course. Let me give you a list of very gay music: country, polka and classical if you like those types of music, don't complain that I said they were gay, seek medical help. While we're on the topic of music I want to tell everyone who obsesses over the Beatles and other old bands: STOP IT. Sure they were good back in the day, but come on people, if you're not a big music fan fine, but don't latch on to bands your parents used to listen to and then get on my case for not loving them as much as you do
--for the record I dont hate the Beatles but I don't love them either
Lets move on to the subject of movies shall we. I'm not too picky about what I watch, comedies, action, horror it's all good. The funniest man alive (aside from andy milonakis) has to be adam sandler, don't argue, you know it's true and yes I know that him making spanglish was a mistake WHATEVER! Also I dare any of you to find a movie that would scare me because either I am fearless, or Hollywood needs to try harder.
You know what really pisses me off? Well there are many things, as I'm sure you've picked up on, but what I'm talking about is people who have so many stupid fucking things on their Myspaces that my computer almost crashes trying to load their shit. Come on people, do you really need three music videos, twenty "you're the blue powerpuff girl" things (i guess you could call them a character asesment test), and thirty six pictures. Well if you said yes you're wrong because you don't, it's all about text ladies and gentlemen, do what I do and take the personality shits off your profiles and rant like I do. Oh and one more thing about complex myspaces, don't change what the mouse cursor looks like, the arrow is fine I don't need a heart with a lightning bolt going through it to click on things, it just confuses me.
Another important thing to remember about me is that if you see me at a party talking with a group of people outside of the party room, don't fuckin tell me to come in and dance. I'm clearly busy with something way more important and/or interesting than what's going on in there or else I would be in there now wouldn't I?
It's kind of interesting how much time I take in between writing most of these entries but most people who read this for the first time have no clue....Okay I'm done for now because I'm tired of typing, but there is definitely more to come so don't worry :)
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