Here's the Plan |
HERE'S THE PLAN A. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.C. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort t...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:00:00 GMT |
The Wine |
For all of us you who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married , this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine:Sally was driving home fr...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 21:43:00 GMT |
Octo Holloween Costume |
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Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:02:00 GMT |
Funniest sex tape ever |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDiR7UxI8Ow
I had a turtle once, mine was not nearly as entertaining as this guy maned Kobe.
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 19:23:00 GMT |
I bet you have talked to this guy, I know I have! |
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am rea...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Mar 2009 20:03:00 GMT |
Rest In Peace Jeremy Lusk |
Freestyle motocross star Jeremy Lusk, 24, has died as a result of head injuries sustained in a weekend crash during a competition in Costa Rica, and it's with a heavy heart that Outposts shares this n...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 11:03:00 GMT |
Why you should check your childs homework |
Dear Mrs. Jones,I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told h...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:02:00 GMT |
Inauguration Bingo |
Watching the inauguration on TV is probably going to be a lot like Super Bowl Sunday. Coverage will start hours beforehand and the reporters are going to say the same things over and over again to fil...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:31:00 GMT |
Body Stats |
Body StatisticsIt takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human th...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:38:00 GMT |
Got your Xmas Presents |
Dear friends, frienemies, stalkers, and mobsters,Somewhat embarrassing to admit, but Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:33:00 GMT |
