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Metal Face Gavin

wooo ima slap that ass.

About Me

I AM NOT NOT AN EGG.

I may not actually be 49.

My Interests

Music. Reading. Writing. Music. Writing. Sarcasm.

I'd like to meet:

Find my baby, gonna find her now
She looks like Patti Smith...

Surfin' Cow!

Television:

Sex and the City. Gargoyles. Bullshit! MACGYVER The Daily Show. X-Men. The Colbert Report.

Books:

Stuff by Noam Chomsky, John Ralston Saul, Bret Easton Ellis, Sartre, Orwell, Huxley, etc.

My Blog

Things that rule(updated frequently)

- Undertow.  Did you know that hardcore used to be hard?  Weird!- Cadence, aka Katie, aka my awesome cat.- Finding a new job soon.- Ranch flavoured Lays Stax.- Da Lench Mob.  Freedom Go...
Posted by Metal Face Gavin on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:06:00 PST

Aint no half-steppin

Just a quick note to all of those who consider themselves to be pro-life: shut up unless you are willing to take that to it's logical conclusion.What am I talking about?  I am talking about adopt...
Posted by Metal Face Gavin on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:44:00 PST

Wisdom.

No one needs to go anywhere else.  We are all, if we only knew it, already there.
Posted by Metal Face Gavin on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 09:45:00 PST

Pessimism:

A valuable protection against quackery. Of greater use to the individual than scepticism, which slips easily into cynicism and so becomes a self-defeating negative force.  Pessimism is a consciou...
Posted by Metal Face Gavin on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 09:14:00 PST

Fashion:

1.  A self-destructing paradox.  In order to be fashionable you must avoid everything in fashion. 2.  A relatively harmless use of the herd instinct. 3.  Always right.  Female...
Posted by Metal Face Gavin on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 09:36:00 PST

Philosophy, Kyle Paton style.

WILD PARTY AT ROMANO'S HOUSE THIS FRIDAY!! says:The way I look at it.WILD PARTY AT ROMANO'S HOUSE THIS FRIDAY!! says:Girls love cum.WILD PARTY AT ROMANO'S HOUSE THIS FRIDAY!! says:Actually.WILD PARTY ...
Posted by Metal Face Gavin on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 10:15:00 PST

Democracy?

when you drive through the midwest, through miles and miles of suburban sprawl, you will see thousands of condominiums that look exactly the same... this is communism. when you have people who work 60...
Posted by Metal Face Gavin on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 07:31:00 PST

Quote of the day:

"We cannot reason ourselves out of our basic irrationality. All we can do is learn the art of being irrational in a reasonable way." Aldous Huxley, Island. Everyone should read this book, it is fant...
Posted by Metal Face Gavin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

GAVIN AND KYLE VS. GREASE

Thrashing is our business, and business is mediocre at best. says: my eye hurts FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper [RIP Joey T.][905-650-6438] says: TELL ME ABOT IT, STUD. Thrashing is our busi...
Posted by Metal Face Gavin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ASHLEY VS. BODY ODOUR


Posted by Metal Face Gavin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST