I like when people make outrageous claims about famous persons throughout history.
I like the way comic book and record stores smell.
I like when animals have learned a particular audio cue and do something weird whenever you make a certain noise.
I like seeing people do really bizarre things in public with no context as to why they are doing that.
I like being so tired you fall asleep with your shoes on.
I like when you find something at a thrift store that seems like it was left there just for you.
I like when music is loud enough that you can feel it vibrating in your chest.
I like green coats.
I hate when people act like they're entitled to things.
I hate the sound of folding cardboard.
I hate Jeph Loeb. So much.
I hate when people don't get really clever jokes and then demand you explain it to them. Effectively ruining the joke.
I hate that when people find out I read comic books, they ask me how I like the latest comic book movie. And if I don't like it, they assume its because I'm one of those comic book purists.
I hate tapirs. I mean, look at them.
I hate when people put all thier trust in "fate." Or that there's some cosmic force that will make everything ok, when it should be your responsibility to make sure things turn out as right as they can for you.
I hate Will Smith.
Also, I've never tried, but I'm pretty sure I could take down a rhinoceros with one punch.
