Well, pull up a fat dick and have a seat, because here's me

I'M NOT A LADY. NEVER HAVE BEEN NEVER WILL BE. I AM WHAT I AM LIKE IT OR NOT. I HAVE A FILTHY MOUTH AND,A DIRTY CHOICE OF HUMOR IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A LADY I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE MY PAGEFirst of all, I'm the worlds best mom. and here's the rest,

~My name is Damara It's not "mommy" "damn ma" or "baby".

~There are only two important things in my world The 1st: being my beautiful daughter Ainsley born the day after christmas in 05', 2nd: being very tastefull Grind/deathmetal.

~I'm very straightedge and very drug free, so don't ask me to go drinking with you like an idiot

~If you like shitty music I'm garanteed to cut you off before you can explain why

~I'm VERY open minded unless the topic is music

~I'm saving up money to assassinate president bush

~I don't speak illiterate slave jive, so don't come at me saying "dam b wherrr u b?" or "wat it do mami".

I've had sex with hitler.... Twice. One before his death...one after.

~sex is better than anything.

~Metal is better than sex

~I'm not rich......But I am cool

~All bad drivers should be given tricycles

~I'm 6'1 so I can rape you with ease

~there is no such thing as rape. It's just suprise sex

~Fact Ainsley digs technical metal

~Light eyes are hot

~If you give me money I Won't Have sex with you

~Long hair is hot

~So are jesus beards

~Charity actually just asked me the meaning of "nukkuh"

~No, you cannot urinate in my anus

~I pay bums to rape my close associates in dark parking lots

~Whore's for gore get raped

~Bananas are delicous

~I bake once a week

~I'm a movie buff

~People, if youre going to wear fake hair... wear a merkin

~Isn't herpes a vegatable?

~Tupac is alive... in a very dead way

~I enjoy diet soda :D

~"my best friends wife stole my 6 dollar bill"-bum on the ventura peer

~There are no such men as "god" or "satan"

~I'm going comando currenty

~I'm black white Italian and GERMAN, and thats exactly why hitler tapped it

~I'd like to be a coroner (personal reasons)

~A small penis would terrify me.

~I'm afraid of heights...sad huh?

~Bob ross is my biological father