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John Henry Bonham, Axenroth, Gene Houghlin, Those metal gods from Crawling ChaosFunny internet thing... Don't do any!!! Ever!!! (Except maybe Number 10...)if you really want to show you love you're girl just do the following!1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words "FUCK you" and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those special nicknames.10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.11. Warm her up when she's cold...and