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Cassie Buttcrack

You've got nothing but hatered.

About Me


You just listen to the ol' Pork Chop Express here and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightnin' crashin' and the thunders rollin' and the rains coming down in sheets thick as lead.... just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake.... yeah ol' Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm square in the eye and says, "Gimme your best shot pal, I can take it!"

My Interests

What I Like:
All food, all the time. Body Modifications, Chick-Fil-A, and zany road trips. I'm a better dancer than you too most likely.

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Visit Operation Clambake!

I'd like to meet:


What ever happened to falling in love with a nigga with a bus pass? Just 'cause you loved a nigga?I owe Cassie $5.00

I don't have time for fair weathered friends; people who have a new best friend every week, people who ditch their current friends to fit in better with new ones, friends who make better enemies. I'm a grown ass woman and I really have no time for people like you. Don't waste my time with trying to contact me.

ps. I know there is no add button; if I like you I'll add you.
You can try talking to me first.

Music:



Movies:

What Entertains Me:

B.A.P.S., Tales from the Hood, Colors, Boys in the Hood, Dawn of the Dead, Quadrophenia, Top Gun, Almost Famous, A Life Less Ordinary, Wesley Willis: I'm the Daddy of Rock n' Roll, Time Out: The Truth About HIV and AIDS, Wayne's World, The Exorcist, Blood Sport, Fear and Lothing in Las Vegas, Chocolat, Night of the Living Dead, 28 Days later, Scarface, Amelie, and Ghost World

Television:

TV Rots Your Brain:
Law and Order: SVU, Nip/Tuck, Big Love
I don't watch much tv.

Books:

What I Like to Read:
Naked Lunch, Severed, The Sixth Lamentation, Memoirs of a Geisha, and The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Diary

Heroes:

People I Hold in the Utmost Respect:

♥She's not only my hero, but my best friend until the day I die, Alexis Bennett.
Beck, and last but never least, Jake Bannon

Françoise Hardy

R.I.P Wesley Willis

Miss Edie Sedgwick

My Blog

You are not straight edge. You are underge.

It's no secret that on occasion I like to fuck with people who have it coming to them; it's pretty entertaining if I do say so myself. I've been suffering with writer's block for quite some time now b...
Posted by Cassie Buttcrack on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 04:31:00 PST

The Complete and Final Works on How to be a Mosh Asshole

The Complete Works on How to be a Mosh AssholeBy Cassandra SlossContentsIntroductionThe Mosh Asshole: Who is he and where do they come from?Chapter 1Dress Your BestChapter 2Show/Mosh Etiquette Chapter...
Posted by Cassie Buttcrack on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 05:40:00 PST

Plz 2b meetin u, Chris Hansen.

First off, I'd like to go on record by stating that Chris Hansen and To Catch a Predator are the two greatest things to have emerged into the world of investigative reporting in years. From a comical ...
Posted by Cassie Buttcrack on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 10:20:00 PST

How to be a Myspace Asshole- Revised

Who would've thought that as little as four years ago that this huge entity of an intelligence suicide called Myspace would grow to be the world's juggernaut of all social websites. I sure as hell did...
Posted by Cassie Buttcrack on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 01:02:00 PST

Fuck Scientology.

The Unfunny Truth About Scientology YTMND.com has proven Tom Criuse and anyone who believes in this shit is seriously looney fucking tunes. Watch The Unfunny Sequel afterwards....
Posted by Cassie Buttcrack on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:01:00 PST

The best things in life are free- or almost free.

Tonight was probably the one show I have been looking forward to since, March or so. Bane and Outbreak played tonight. I don't even know how to intro this so whatthefuckever, let's dive in: 1. Pile-o...
Posted by Cassie Buttcrack on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 11:36:00 PST

An equation: u+myspace profiles2= you're fucking gay

Want to know what one of the stupidest things I have ever heard of is? Well, tough shit you're going to anyway. The CASSIEnova: You know what's fucking dumb?ooo fashion: whatooo fashion:boys.The CASS...
Posted by Cassie Buttcrack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hella Norcal.

I've gone to Salinas with Kath and Mary. I'll be gone for a bit. I miss you all back home! Leave me comments and make me feel special. [Kath, Me, and Mary]...
Posted by Cassie Buttcrack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Jon, stop spamming me.

Thank you.
Posted by Cassie Buttcrack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You Have 99 Probelms, Don't Let a Bitch Be One of Them.

Alright, listen up folks because it's the one and only time I am going to admit that I am flawed and I'm wrong. I'm going to try not to make this too much about me, but try to share my experiences so ...
Posted by Cassie Buttcrack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST