Making a joke out of everything. Remembering how great everything was "back in the day"-- when of course it actually sucked. Writing profiles of myself for internet web pages. Cashing my paycheck. Breathing, well most days--- some days I hold my breath until I get my way. Needless to say that approach ain't workin too well.
Andy Warhol, Charles Bukowski, Fred Rodgers; I don't like people who are still alive much.
Old school punk: Pistols, Clash, Minutemen, Black Flag, gg allin, Elvis Costello, Ramones, anything on the SST label. And Johnny Cash, Willy Nelson, Patty Smith, Rickie Lee Jones, Paul Weller (Jam, Style Council and solo) Bobby Sherman, Lisa Simpson and the sound of my own voice
Home movies of total strangers. And that one where the boy meets the girl, boy pisses the girl off, boy thinks about stuff and gets the girl back. Yeah, that one.
Beverly Hills 90210, Simpsons, Married With Children, and Lifetime Network for Women movies where the ugly girl gets plastic surgery and becomes a gorgeous girl and seeks revenge on all the people in her ugly past who were mean to her-- then she kills her old boyfriend, but gets away with it cause she is pretty now. Freakin revenge shows rule!! I wish I were pretty, cause I got some revengin to do...
And we can be heroes forever and ever... We don't need another hero... I'm holding out for a hero...