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{Seth}

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About Me

I live on Lexington ave. in a mid-rise building on the 6th floor. My name is Michael Swenk. I'm 24 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Michael Swenk; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

James "Godfather of Emo" Dean

My Blog

Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History...

I saw Hilary Clinton speak last night at the Wigwam and it was truly life changing.  I.Love.This.Woman.  Pictures are to follow here shortly.  So a message to all of you:  Do not b...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:32:00 GMT

The Best Part Of Waking Up...

Must....find.....strength....to.....finish......homework.&nb sp;   I’m ready for Spring Break Part Deux.     Ugh.
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:08:00 GMT

My New Celebrity Crush...

Javier Bardem.  Words cannot express....
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:26:00 GMT

Blast From The Past...

I was watching T.V. last night and I hear this... "An all-new Night Rider after an all-new American Gladiators begins Thursday."   I haven't heard a television announcer say that since 1987....
Posted by on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:12:00 GMT

English 288...

I'm taking English 288 currently because I have about four bullshit classes I need to bullshit through in order to get my bullshit degree.  This class was marketed to me as a poetry analysis clas...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:51:00 GMT

Hollywood: A Year In Review...

If Hollywood taught me anything in 2007, it's that there is nothing more hillarious than an unplanned pregnancy.  See: Knocked Up, Juno.   Mike's Top Ten Motherfucking Movies of 2007 10. Kno...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:17:00 GMT

Isn’t It Ironic, Don’cha Think...

We ignore those who adore us, adore who ignore us, love who hurt us and hurt who love us.   And the beat goes on...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:46:00 GMT

Regaining My Mojo...

I'm going to start doing photography again.  I feel the time has come where I could do it out of enjoyment rather than feel as if it were a chore.  I have an idea for a theme on a colle...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 07:56:00 GMT

Del Marquis is a Guitar God...

Because I said so.
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 13:11:00 GMT

A Haiku for Dr. Rhorer...

Abnormal is hard You allowed me to turn my final in late without penalty You are amazing.
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:37:00 GMT