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Adam (mr. lunchbox)

currently having a life ... back soon

About Me

From what we know, Adam was born. He was really young at first but after a while, he got older. He did some stuff with books and lockers and hallways. He used to spend all his time making his class laugh and got in trouble a lot, one time he failed Geometry because he spend the whole semester writing his first humor + skateboard magazine. That made his parents angry, but the magazine was very funny so he didn't get in trouble. In the three hours a day he wasn’t skateboarding, Adam played jokes on his college including elaborately staged wars inside stolen giant paper meché animals (the turtle won). The classes that made them were very upset the next day. Somehow, Adam got a job inside a big advertising agency, they didn't want to do funny stuff, so he spent all his time making fellow coworkers laugh and started his own company. Sometimes Adam writes articles or design stuff sometimes he actually works. Eventually he plans on only doing things that make him laugh though that might take some time because he owns a company (www.lunchboxstudios.com) and then another company (www.reelhouse.com). He has many friends all over the place but is bad about staying in touch, a brother and a sister and a dog named Daisy. Right now his is trying not to work so much and have a bit of a laugh.Adam is also known in the Japanese Monster Movie industry as Director "Diamond-D" and has been featured in 1,868 titles including " Attack of the radioactive goats 1,2 and 3","Attack of the butterboy", " Attack of the Cheerleader Grandpas" and "Best of orphaned midget Amputee wrestling volume 3 more at adamroe.com

My Interests

coffee, vodka, trail running, hiking, light mountaineering, skateboarding, snowboarding, UFC, spaghetti o's, opening businesses, perfect boobs, spelling incorrectly

I'd like to meet:

people who impress me, old friends, new friends, people much smarter than me, dogs that know how to play frisbee, people who can make me laugh. Badass flash designers, web developers, editors, and art directors who need jobs

Music:

NOFX, Bad religion, Descendants, ALL, Rise Against, Tool, Switchfoot, Fugazi, Alice Doughnut, No Means No, Emmet otter and the Jug pan band, Belinda Carlisle in her dead kenneys era, the spaghetti o's song, the flash dance soundtrack, Kenny Loggins Kristmas

Movies:

time travel movies, justified revenge and unnecessary explosions, Police Academy 12, Sister act 8, Rocky 153, Blade runner, fight club.

Television:

Im way too superior for television and don't believe in it except for the Daily show and the colbert report - but thats only to really convince myself that I don't believe in television because im superior. Unless CSI vegas is on, or chapelle show. Since we are on the subject UFC especially the big fights on pay per view but thats it - unless spike TV is doing UFC re-runs then i need more convincing. Like i said im superior and can't see the attraction. Except for Mad TV and cartoon network. But thats it. Pros Versus Joes. Oh yea Southpark.

Books:

Trenton New Jersey Yellow pages 1994, Joan Rivers biographies, the trust about Fonzi, Scott Baio unauthorized, any books by Desmond Morris, James Burke, Richard Bandler, Dr. Paul Debranski, Milton Erikson, Richard Dawkins, the third chimpansee, guns germs and steal, the red queen, the selfish gene, the tipping point, human zoo, blink, nonzero

Heroes:

Desmond Morris, James Burke, Richard Bandler, Dr. Paul Debranski, Milton Erikson, Richard Dawkins, Rodney Mullen, Statler and Waldorf, Bea Arthur