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Jonse

About Me

laid back, fuck that, chilled out brussel sprout, max and relax to some basement jaxx,im a lazy kid with not much to do, show me fun and ill go with you, partys, festivals, excersize no pubs, holidays are great and i love to club.BOOM!I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 a I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 a I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John Jones
Birthday: 18/01/88
Birthplace: Bristol
Current Location: Back of the well
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: blond
Height: 5 ft 8
Right Handed or Left Handed: i use my mouth
Your Heritage: durkastanian
The Shoes You Wore Today: im on myspace... i dont wear shoes
Your Weakness: Axe to the knee
Your Fears: bastard spiders, like actual bastard ones that were born out of wedlock.
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese and used condoms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make people smile
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hi
Thoughts First Waking Up: im so glad im not pregnant
Your Best Physical Feature: my kidney
Your Bedtime: when i fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: i can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Group dates then group sex
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: duno
Chocolate or Vanilla: ooooooooo, vanillia
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: now this is an interesting question and one of which i can go into much detail. when i was 13 i went to an airoplane museum. we were walking around reading the facts and seeing the sights then a plane which was hung from the ceiling fell landing on my head and crushing my brand new sunglass blast i said in a fit of rage. Now the word blast derives from the latin BLAST-O-BOY which when roughly translated Back into london speak means cunt. so on occasion, yes
Do you Sing: The question should prob be should i sing. And the answer, no
Do you Shower Daily: nope
Have you Been in Love: i love lamp
Do you want to go to College: Done and done
Do you want to get Married: Hmm, i think we should live together for a while first, you know like see how that works out
Do you belive in yourself: me and two other people but thats it
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when im moving (god im funny)
Do you think you are Attractive: I am sexier than terry venebles
Are you a Health Freak: not to the extent that i would commit murder for a vegetable
Do you get along with your Parents: of course
Do you like Thunderstorms: fucking love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: i give up to easy
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: nah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yep
In the past month have you gone on a Date: kinda
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeh
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope, but them hobnobs with the chocolate inside are fucking addictive
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no but i went to japan last year and it was amazing and sushi is good
In the past month have you been on Stage: only when no one was watching
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in a bath, no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yeh my mum said somemthing about that recently
Ever been Beaten up: yes. no
Ever Shoplifted: yes, but i really regret it, peer pressure ,promise
How do you want to Die: happy and old
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: whatever it is i want to be able to grow a beard
What country would you most like to Visit: cuba, ive already been to the best country AUS
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: n/a i dont like eyes
Favourite Hair Color: dont like hair either
Short or Long Hair: i fucking dont like hair
Height: over 7 inches prefferrebly
Weight: at least 21 stone
Best Clothing Style: not chav or jitter, well dressed
Number of Drugs I have taken: 57
Number of CDs I own: bout 2
Number of Piercings: bout 0
Number of Tattoos: bout 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not much
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My favourite person

Today, i was just sitting in my room and i began to contemplate the subject of who my favourite person was. i decided that it might just be Sarah B because she is just so cool. have you ever met ...
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