Coloring my hair with Kool-Aid - Water Balloon Fights - Stealing Really Big Pink Dogs from Victoria Secret - Washing Dishes (only with the huge sprayer found in restaurants) - Jumping off of tall buildings - Turning off Power Breakers in Apartment Buildings - Riding my Bike with no seat - Being a Dork - Your Mom - Weddings - Polka Parties - Road Trips - Rolling around in Snow and jumping into a Hot Tub - Driving around in my car when someone has to pee really bad and turning on the pee skit by Adam Sandler on his "They are all going to laugh at you" CD and not stopping to let the person out of my car to go pee - Playing GlodenEye - Staying up 58 hours striaght to do a homework assignment - Wearing pants with the zipper broken
So you want to find out who I would like to meet, eh? Thinking that if you read this whole paragraph you will find out the answer to the question. And once you find out, you are hoping that you might know a little bit more about me. Perhaps also hoping that you might like what you read so you can decide whether or not you want to be my friend. Then as you are reading this you might be thinking, wow this is a really long paragraph talking about nothing. Sure, you could stop reading right now, but for some strange reason your eyes won't let you. You know that this entire paragraph is a waste of time and yet you continue to read it. I have to admit, I take a certain amount of satisfaction in knowing that I've duped you into this. It's what I like to refer to as a singularly funny joke, meaning that only the teller is amused by it.
NIN - The Beatles - The Faint - The Cure - Creedence Clearwater Revival - Marilyn Manson - Gravity Kills - Postal Service - Tool - Mozart - Rob Zombie - Sublime - Richard Cheese - Men Without Hats - Chemical Brothers - Bjork - Depeche Mode - Moby - Squirrel Nut Zippers - They Might Be Giants - and much much more...
Which Nine Inch Nails Song Are You?
You're "Closer"! You're mixed up, you're vague, but deep down, only you know what you want. Spirituality and ceremony mean nothing to you, and you look to yourself for the answers. After all, who needs to be closer to God?
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Buster Keaton - The Crow - Matrix's - LOTR's - The Shinning - On Deadly Ground - Men In White - Meaning of Life - Spiderman's - XMen's - Pixar's - much much more
The Simpsons - Family Guy - Discovery Channel - History Channel - Cartoon Network - CNN - Comedy Central