"Riveting. Dazzling. Punch-in-the-face epic. With a winning personality and rugged good looks, Madeleine will take a hold of you, and not even your puppy's death could tear you away. Thirty-eight thumbs up."
-Hana Kim
"This girl will piss you off- but not really."
-Jennifer Feldman
"Straight outta Compton, Maddy Davis is one of the hottest girls on the scene in the GAYtl! Fairly good taste in music and a wonderful personality put her on many to do lists for 2009. Her breasts rank in at a 9.8 out of 10! Watch out, dont feed her too much booze or you will be sorry. "
-Nathan Prater
"Sit back and prepare yourself for the ultimate mind fuck, as four-time Golden Globe nominated Maddy Davis ruptures through your brain waves. Her ultra smooth moves and quirky outbursts bare a striking resemblence to those of Terri Schaivo while relentlessly forcing you to ponder 'Is God real?'. Maddy Davis is arguably the Jesus of our generation... Star Trek, The Next Generation."
-Jeff Hindley
"[blah blah blah] [blah] [blah blah], yet incendiary."
-Chris Dineen
"Madeleine Davis cut my hair once. I was sitting on a park bench, and her hands were soft and delicate. She finished, handed me a mirror, and revealed my fresh bowl cut. I haven't trusted her sense."
-Alastair Carter
