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Cobra Comedian in 2K8

I am here for Networking

About Me

I am the Despot formally called Cobra Commander. After decades of being screwed over by GiJoe and a lack of respect for my leadership in my own organization, COBRA. I have decided to rule humanity via comedy.My field commanding skills have been lauded as laughable. My choice of non bulletproof personell have caused many other terror cells to chuckle at my failures. And the fact that I was once turned to a snake, make it hard not to giggle when seen in public. So, why not dance with the partner that brought you.. COMEDY!!!Armed with a Microphone and the wit that would make Quick Kick turn even paler in his grave. I, Cobra Comedian, get it... Cobra "Comedian"? You see. I substituted Commander for Comedian... It's like a pun.. It's funny.. Laugh or I will have my spare B.A.T. put a bullet in your skull.. Anyways.. I, Cobra Comedian.. giggle.. will rule the world thru laughter and when you are laughing.. I will build my army of legions to take over the WORLD!!!!!!Let's see Serpentor try that.. Stoopid snake butt smellin clone..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Who haven't I met? I've met a plethora of people when trying to take over the world. Putting their names here would mean nothing. Because if I wasn't able to meet them, I would probably use my network to have them killed anyways.

My Blog

The Reports of my death were untrue...

Greetings My Legion.. Being a former [reformed] World Terrorist isn't paying like it should. Time Warner took away my cable and the library banned me from coming in after the Children's Reading Time i...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 21:25:00 GMT

Day in the life of a reformed terrorist.. Crying Kids

I was at my s-s-s-sister's house last night watching her kids...  She was desparate.. Anyways.. Her little brat was crying..  I asked her to shut up and bring me a drink but she wouldn't... ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:45:00 GMT

Jack Bauer is an IDIOT!!

Greetings-s-s-s My Legion.. Being a former evil despot ruler of a small island nation full of terrorists can be quite rewarding. I say this because I have access to technology called... ON DEMAND! It ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:54:00 GMT

Cobra Comedian Presents: Forgotten Vipers of Cobra

Quick Note Before You Read This: Bud Light Radio Commercial Style Applies!! Cobra Comedian Presents: Forgotten Vipers of CobraForgotten Vipers of Cobra!! Today I salute you,  Mr. Information Tech...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 14:23:00 GMT

I Hate Jack Bauer

I just want you all to know that I hate.. I hate.. I hate, Jack Bauer.. Him and his show about taking out terrorism in 24 hours... Who does he think he is?? Jack.. uh.. Bauer?? I am so glad that I hav...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 13:44:00 GMT

Pardon The Mess

Pardon the mess here.  I'm currently unable to get my Techie-Viper to do this for me. So, I have to do it all  myself.  For decades I've had legions of Vipers do this for me. Now I'm cu...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:13:00 GMT