Being impressed, Good food, Good wine, Good Vodka, Good Coffee, Good times, TakingITglobal.org , The mating ritual,Fresh sweat, Astanga, Making good shiiiit happen,, Creative and interesting people with astonishingly fantastic senses of humour, challenging fools to prove that there exists a land with a better grasp of humour and comedy than the UK, Lusting after fit sexy men with their shirts off in summer on building sites or similar, Inventing cliches, Speaking with a ridiculous Eastern European/Ruski accent, Maintaining my natural uber cool-ness with ease, Not having to explain myself, Funniness, Hilariousness, People who are more than their hobbies, Cool people who are not easily offended, European accents, All things Italian, All things French, Most things Japanese, Some things Chinese, Daydreaming about becoming a racing car driver whilst wishing I was a pilot.
A big strong, smart (which includes a sound knowledge of basic grammar), funny, gorgeous, tough, manly fella who will force me to know my place, for I am really very good at cooking eggs.
It would also help if he was French and looked a lot like Ethan Hawke.
Failing that, anyone up for a laugh really.
NB: If I don't add you, you may wana consider why.
Are you NOT Cool enough?
Are you a bit boring, unsightly and/or clearly deficient in humour cells?
Well, I'm afraid its very possible.
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"Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue"
...that's pretty much my taste without wanking on a bout a billion bands to suggest how cool I already know I am.
Yes, especially the French ones. Russian ones are good too, some of them give me vertigo. That can actually be a good thing.
Anything Alan Partridge, The Black Books, Little Britian...
If it's comedy and it comes out of the UK, it's usually good, great or bloody hillarious. I'm not afraid to admit that I am a Sex in the city fan either. It's a chick thing, you wouldn't understand.
There's fukloads of books at your local library and what's more, it's free to join, woo-hoo! You can even use the internet there. Joy!
Alan Partridge and Patsy. I'm surprised they never hooked up really. Anyone who is expert funny, like Todd
Be it intentionally or not.
Oh and aside from Classic authors such as Hunter S Thompson, Earnest Hemmingway and Francis Scott Fitzgerald who could write awesome literature no matter how inebriated, I do have a very serious hero, my little sister
Nic
You see, While I struggle every day with peter pan syndrome ( Im making great progress), Nicole has been getting up and sweating her ass off in developing SE Asia, working as a true hero for the international youth parliament. Check us before we were tainted.