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Corpsehands Minton

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About Me

Born Morgan Taylor Minton on the banks of the Coosa River admist one of the hottest summer's on record, Corpsehands Minton was far from the sleezy rock-n-roll eccentric that he would come to be over the course of the next two decades. He had a quite and comfortable childhood nestled in the Appalachian foothills of Northeast Alabama. But on his 15th birthday his father gave him his first six string guitar. And as legend has it, five weeks later he bought his first pair of creepers and first pack of Camel Filters. There was no looking back from there.The once cute and benevolent blonde-hair blue-eyed momma's boy would take another step down his dark and sinister path three years later on his eighteenth birthday. On a sweltering night in late June, Morgan, now going by the psuedonym, Corpsehands, found himself at the crossroads of US 11 & 278. He called out in the stagnate valley air like some nocturnal night fiend. Moments later a black-cloaked man,standing a little under six feet high in a pair of ostrinch-skin boots, appeared on the horizon. As the man came closer, Morgan called out, "Are you the devil." As the man came closer he replied, "As a matter fact, son, I am."Morgan new what was next. After haggling for nearly half the night, the young boy and the devil came to a deal. Morgan would recieve a life of endless booze, smoke and women. All Morgan had to do was pollute the youthful minds of Etowah County with his decadent rock-n-roll music. And Morgan did just that.For the next two years life was good for Morgan. Nicotine and whiskey pumped through his veins all day, and the women came and went all night. But on a fateful spring day, all the hustling and easy living nearly came to a tragic end when Morgan fell from his friends flat-bottom boat, while catfishing in a mill pond on Hinds Road. His body was never recovered and most thought they had seen the last of the young song-writing fiend, but of course true legends never die.The years of toxic waste and motor oil that had been dumped into the pond seeped into his pours and his body lied in the merky depths. One night under the shadow of the tall Lookout Mountain pines and the light of a harvest moon, the same toxic sludge that had made the mill ponds famous for their three-eyed carp, reanimated Corpsehands, bringing him back to life as a sex-crazed zombie. And now that this new undead King of Rock-n-Roll is out on the prowl for cheap whiskey and brains, you must ask yourself: Is anyone really safe? Check out my bands site at www.myspace.com/nancyreagan or www.../thereagansI don't blog on myspace i blog athttp://www.livejournal.com/users/dyingdegree87/b2Rlcy5jb20 =" title="MySpace HTML Codes, Generators and more at ALLHTMLCODES.COM!" ..
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My Interests

ROCK-N-ROLL, HORROR MOVIES, FISHING, DRINKING, DROOGING, WRITING

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

SOCIAL DISTORTION, JOHNNY CASH, ElVIS PRESLEY, JERRY LEE LEWIS THE MISFITS, AFI, THE CRAMPS, THE METEORS, THE QUAKES, NEKROMANTIX, HORRORPOPS, DANZIG, SAMHAIN, TSOL, THE MATADORS REVEREND HORTON HEAT, HANK WILLIAMS III, DAVID ALLAN COE

Movies:

TAXI DRIVER, THE SHINING, BUBBA HOTEP, EVIL DEAD, ARMY OF DARKNESS, TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE

Books:

PROSE: Poe and Lovecraft, Anne Rice, Stephen King POETRY: John Donne, John Milton

Heroes:

MIKE NESS, JOHNNY CASH, DR. WILLIAM PIERCE, GEORGE LINCOLN ROCKWELL

My Blog

The Wrong Side of The Ground (New Lyrics & Liner Notes)

So I've actually had time to write new music. This shit's got a little different inspiration. I've been fighting off the triple six rock, but I just can't help it.This one, the blog's namesake, is pre...
Posted by Corpsehands Minton on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:31:00 PST

copied someone’s survey

001. What is your name? morguen menengitis002. Spell your name backwards: neugrom003. Date of birth: beginning of time004. Male or female? male005. Astrological sign: cancer006. Nicknames: corpsehands...
Posted by Corpsehands Minton on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 06:28:00 PST

The Voice of God is in the Form of Sine Waves

We live in an abyss transversed not by any cherubs or guardian but rather the strongest RF signal that $19.99 and a 2-year agreement can buy. There are more computer chips than Bibles, more motherboar...
Posted by Corpsehands Minton on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 08:02:00 PST

Lady Luck, a Losers Scapegoat

I try to stay away from cliches but just like stereotypes, there is a reason why they exist; they must be based in some kind of truth. Although there are plenty of other things I should be doing righ...
Posted by Corpsehands Minton on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 11:05:00 PST

new lyrics

Well there's an old mockingbird perched on the smokestacksOf the close-down mill just west of the railroad tracksWell he sings for the workers, and their soot covered backsAnd he sings for the soldier...
Posted by Corpsehands Minton on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:34:00 PST

Why You Shouldn’t Give Me Shit For Driving a Nissan

Two of my best friends drive Fords. On a Saturday afternoon there's a good chance you'll see some beautiful golden locks streaming out the driver side window of a red Mustang GT (and maybe a few beer...
Posted by Corpsehands Minton on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:36:00 PST

Suduko Text Messaging

...it must have been those pills i took....It may seem as if this blog lacks a little focus and might not make sense to some, but when judging a good time, the less focus the better. this weekend was...
Posted by Corpsehands Minton on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 11:57:00 PST

Fuck You Billie Joe Armstrong, Fuck You

I picked up the Fortieth Anniversery addition of Rolling Stone today, and I turned the final page pissed as fuck. First of all their was nothing about Hunter S. THompson, and the write-up on Iggy Pop...
Posted by Corpsehands Minton on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:28:00 PST

I Don’t Mind The Puke In My Car...I Saw Mutherfucking 2 Live Crew Last Night

Sam Cook and Jade Udaka are one of the handful of people in this world that i actually give two shakes of a stick about. Sam took for me this week and nearly got into a rumble for me. And even though...
Posted by Corpsehands Minton on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 07:52:00 PST

17 THings I Want To Say To People Without Mentioning Names

WHICH ONE IS DIRECTED TOWARD YOU?1. Be careful wiht the propane tanks. You taught me not to let people run over me, and to never be ashamed of where you come from. You know more shit than any physics ...
Posted by Corpsehands Minton on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 01:28:00 PST