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Chris

About Me

Hi my name is ChrisWasnt realey sure what i was meant to put in this bit, so hear we go! My favourite colour is blue, i have unusualey strong craving for pancakes, i burst into song and dance regularley, i am scared of womens problems and it is unwise to say the P word around me, the first CD i ever bought was 'who let the dogs out by the Baha Men', i hit puberty at the age of 12, i say a lot of inapropriate things at inapropriate times like when i told drunk stories infront of my church, i ride a micro scooter around my village, without Barbras i would cease to exist, i think i am the only man who can say he has slept in the same bed as Josh Amot except maybe Jon Sutton you never no what those two get up to, my relationships usualey fail within 2 months, i sleep talk walk and jive and samba, i am regularley locked in places like the boys changing rooms and the art stock cupboard, i am scared of some swiss people, i pased my cycling perficiency test third time round!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

God, the hotest girl in the world, an animal that can talk

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