I used to have to explain my shaved-head look, but I grew my hair back and may not shave it all for awhile. Britney kind of ruined it for the rest of us.
And let me say this up front, since so many hot, young girls with websites don't seem to read the entire profile: IF YOU FRIEND ME WITHOUT SENDING ME A MESSAGE TELLING ME WHO THE HELL YOU ARE, I WILL MARK IT AS SPAM!
Sorry for yelling, but while I'm at it: IF YOU POST A COMMENT ON MY PROFILE THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME, I WILL DELETE IT, AND PROBABLY COME OVER AND FEED YOUR DOG LAXATIVES!
So, about me, I'm clearly a cranky, whiny, little bitch. It's a good thing I am good looking with a big dick, as that let's me get away with being a cranky, whiny, little bitch. It my breasts were bigger, I wouldn't have to buy my own drinks, either.
Once you get past the cranky whininess, and the bitterness, you will find me a friendly, funny, helpful guy. I am a neutral genius (I started as an evil genius, but there were too many rules), and an inventor. My latest masterpiece is the bjurt ( http://bjurt.com ). I plan to house the third world (as well as the hippies).
That's all I've got for now.
Drop me a mail. I'm curious to hear what you've got to say.
