Fuck |
Fuck. I can't understand it. I probably had happiness for the rest of my life...Or did I? I don't know......I thought I did..But I don't. I can't stop, I can't settle. That could be a good thing but i...
Posted by The Unbreakable Black Chris on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:12:00 PST |
Belmont has banned smoking/Now cracking down on Black people |
My hometown of Belmont, CA has decided to ban smoking. Everywhere. You can't smoke anywhere. Shower you ask? Nope, not there either. Now, can the police constantly monitor this? No, and most of them s...
Posted by The Unbreakable Black Chris on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:55:00 PST |
The Adventures of Meth-Man! |
Now, this security thing is usually pretty boring, but tonight, we had some action. Oracle Security was having a meeting on suspicious people and how to handle them, when all of a sudden, a suspicious...
Posted by The Unbreakable Black Chris on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 05:36:00 PST |
Tornado of Boxes |
That's right......I was trapped in a tornado....Made of boxes.
No this isn't another hallucination, nor is that the proper spelling. I was working, protecting Oracle from terrorists who hate our freed...
Posted by The Unbreakable Black Chris on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 06:52:00 PST |
And what's the deal with airplane food? |
And now another installment of "B.C bored at Work." This week, in his final hour on his final day of work of the summer, B.C decends into complete madness, and re-writes The DiVinci Code to follow clo...
Posted by The Unbreakable Black Chris on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 06:46:00 PST |
His Royal Blackness |
Yes I! Jah come to the gates of Babylon with the earthquake, lightning and brim stone, and he rain upon the downpressers and free our people.When I and I come with the devices of His Majesty to end th...
Posted by The Unbreakable Black Chris on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 05:59:00 PST |
Finally some action at Oracle! |
Now, usually I have nothing to report from the Oracle front, because nothing fucking happens. But this morning, my worst nightmare occured. An earthquake. Thank god that it was small....This time. But...
Posted by The Unbreakable Black Chris on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 06:45:00 PST |
Just blogging |
6...6....6....The number of the Beast! Hell, and fire, was sworn to be released!
Let's sacrafice some shit! Hahaha. If I were still in High School I'd be all about this day. But today is any other day...
Posted by The Unbreakable Black Chris on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 06:52:00 PST |
Fear and Loathing in Oracle |
Whoever said that drugs can't enhance the work experience should work here for a week with a head full of THC and somas. Then they will truly know the meaning of the word "fun." I'm not saying that I ...
Posted by The Unbreakable Black Chris on Tue, 30 May 2006 06:57:00 PST |
Tell me where to go! |
Erry! Wut it is? Wut it do? Yadadamean? More half-crazed ranting from Oracle. I got about five minutes to kill before I head on in to the ole HQ (bullshit) so I'm going to write a blog. Why? Because I...
Posted by The Unbreakable Black Chris on Mon, 29 May 2006 06:45:00 PST |
