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this isnt where i parked my car!

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

About Me

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You are - Armand!%D%AYou're misunderstood in many ways. Difficulties in
your past has influenced the guarded person
you've become. You only let the real you out to
those you trust. But when you do let your real
self be known you're a beautiful person. A
giving friend and close companion.%D%A
Which Anne Rice Vampire are you?
brought to you by Quizilla %D%A%D%A
You're Pinhead. As the head of the Church of
Sorrow, you are an excellent leader. You know
how to keep your minions under control (whether
by fear or respect), and conversely, keep them
happy by giving them what they want. You
personify the perfect mixture of fear and
adoration. Just as pain and pleasure are
indivisible in your doctrine, so are those two
qualities in your followers.%D%A
Which Cenobite are you? (includes pictures)
brought to you by Quizilla %D%A%D%A I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we ever met. I intend to live forever--so far, so good. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. I stayed up one night playing poker with tarot cards.. I got a full house, four of my friends died. I went to a museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in other museums. I wear my heart on my sleeve; I wear my liver on my pantleg. I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The head waiter asked, "don't I know you?" I wrote a few children's books.. not on purpose. I went to a general store.. they wouldn't let me buy anything specifically. I bought a house on a one-way dead end road.. I don't know how I got there. I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. I try to daydream but my mind keeps wandering. I bought a self learning cd to learn spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the cd started skipping.. the next day I could only studder in spanish. I bought a dog the other day.. I named him Stay. It's fun to call him.. Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay! He just ignores me now. They say were 98% water.. I drink water all the time.. cuz I like to live on the edge.........

My Interests

sitting on my porch and staring at nothing until i get a big enough crowd to wonder what i'm staring at.. then walk away.. you guys would be suprised how many people this works on.. it might have worked on you.http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/nstohs/(gprime.net)_blind foldedmariopianist2.wmv

Music:

yani and enya.. oh man they rock!! and my mom's armpit.. you'd be suprised the sounds that come outta those things.

Movies:

cruel intentions, interview with the vampire, oceans eleven, fight club, any stupid humor comedy(u know the ones that were made just to be funny and not make a whole lotta sense-i.e basketball, dumb and dumber, ace ventura) and any horror flick except for the ring.. too scurry

Television:

even stevens (great show but no one listens), spongebob(yay!), and queer eye) those fuckers are awesome.

Books:

the vampire chronicles, anything clive barker, stephen king, or h.p lovecraft

Heroes:

any bus driver that works the night shift in compton and watts.. thanks guys! i never knew a bus could do those things.

My Blog

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Someone sent me a postcard today with a picture of the earth on it. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." My grandma is so funny.
Posted by this isnt where i parked my car! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Time to support your troops!!!

So I had to put tighty whities on today.. first time in 6 years! hahahahaha.. sorry even i had to laugh at this one.
Posted by this isnt where i parked my car! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

All those who believe in Psychokinesis raise my hand.

I got up one morning, couldn't find my socks, so I called information. She said, "hello, information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said, " they're behind the couch." And they were!
Posted by this isnt where i parked my car! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Today I dialled a wrong number.. the other person said, "hello?" and I said, " is Joey there?" They said' " Uhh.. I don't think so.. he's only two months old." I said' "okay, I'll wait."
Posted by this isnt where i parked my car! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST