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The Giant Land Pirate

elspanko

About Me

Im a starving artist, without the starving part. I like to make anything that has something to do with skulls, pirates, or zombies. I love my girlfriend and she means everything to me. I am learning skulpture which is pretty cool cuz i get to use torches and cut through metal like "butta". I want to do more with ceramics cuz let me just say that my giant norseman beer stien will get anyone smashed with just one fill up. So if you want cool beer labels and giant steins featuring skulls and twisted snakes lemme know cuz I need more things to make.
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My Interests

Racing
Cars
Pool
Firefighting
Music
Art
Business
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Your Name
Superhero Name The Scotsman
Super Power X-Ray Vision
Enemy Hipsters
Mode Of Transportation City Bus
Weapon Baseball Bat

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Pontiac GTO

What classic "Muscle Car" are you?
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I'd like to meet:


Ed "Big Daddy" Roth

Music:

AC/DC
Aerosmith
Alice Cooper
Awaken
Apostasy
Axis of Noise
Big Red
Black Sabath
Blink 182 (old)
Buckcherry
Core 9
Disturbed
Dark Abyss
Epitome of Dog
Flirting with Disaster
Ghost Division
GWAR
Impeller
Iron Maiden
IZ
Johnny Cash
Kiss
Kona Town
Korn
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Megadeth
Metallica
Modest Mouse
Motorhead
Mullet Malicia
Negative Head
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Pantera
Rage Against the Machine
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Rob Zombie
RU36
Smashing Pumpkins
Strega Profana
Test Tube Rhino
The Doctor Project
THICK
Van Halen
Vomitron
ZZ Top
more to come

Movies:

Fish Chris Guy Fights Bear For_Fish ( Really Funny Commercial )


YES I LOVED THIS COMMERCIAL! Backdraft
Tombstone
Ladder 49
We Were Soldiers
Tears of the Sun
Black Hawk Down
Hamburger Hill
Full Metal Jacket
Platoon
Top Gun
Amityville Horror
House of 1000 Corpses
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Hellraiser
Rocky
Rocky II
Rocky III
Rocky IV
Rocky V
Cast Away
The Goonies
The Crow
Shrek (shut up)
Wayne's World
Wayne's World II
Beavis and Butthead do America
Airheads
Maverick
Gladiator
The Hunt for Red October
The Rock
Con Air
Anger Managment
Happy Gilmore
Billy Madison
Black Sheep
Tommy Boy
Hot Shot Part Duex
American Wedding
Anchor Man
Old School
Out Cold
The Perfect Storm
Vertical Limit
Biodome
Super Troopers
Club Dread
Dodge Ball
The 13th Warrior
Die Hard
Freddy Got Fingered
Eurotrip
Captain Ron
Rambo
Saving Private Ryan
Knock Around Guys
Office Space
Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle
Shaun of the Dead
Howard Stern's Private Parts
Strange Brew
Dukes of Hazard
The Exercisiom of Emily Rose
ill add more later

Television:

Three Stooges
Beavis and Butthead
Simpsons
Family Guy
Futurama
The Daily Show
Street Smarts
Reno 911
CSI Las Vegas
House (such a good show)
Lost
Married with Children
Conan Obrien

Books:

Sphere
Thinner
It
Firestarter
Cujo
The Jungle
Eaters of the Dead
Timeline
Ivanhoe
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Pet Sematary
Journy to the Center of the Earth
The Red Badge of Courage

My Blog

worst job ever vid.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual &videoid=743062529&n=2 hell of people have been asking me to post this video so here...
Posted by The Giant Land Pirate on Wed, 17 May 2006 07:17:00 PST

mothers day video

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual &videoid=743079448&n=2 this is freakin hilarious...
Posted by The Giant Land Pirate on Wed, 17 May 2006 07:15:00 PST

Take my survey ya wank diddly

WHO ARE YOU: HOW DID WE MEET:WHAT DO YOU HATE ABOUT ME:WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT ME:WOULD YOU HELP ME IF I NEEDED HELP:WOULD YOU HELP ME WORK ON MY CAR:WOULD YOU BUY ME DINNER:WOULD YOU SPOT ME TEN BUCKS...
Posted by The Giant Land Pirate on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 04:16:00 PST

Take This Survey

These are fun so just answer for kicks! 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you pi...
Posted by The Giant Land Pirate on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 03:14:00 PST