Im kinda a super hero. Some of you might know me, I was hot stuff in the 80's. I was part of the best of the best, the super friends. I personly like the Justice league better but the damn wonder twins sugested that we call our selves super friends and superman enforced it, thought it would help bring us together. . . Its all a little fruity if you ask me.
Here is the whole crew
Man, The good ol' days.
Many of you dont know this, but me and Wonder Woman had a thing for a while
We all ways had a this strong sexual tension ya' know. I think all that time in the Amazon with just women turned her into a freak if you know what I mean.
Here we are in her plane
She never told me where she got that plane. I mean, where does a warrior princes that lived in the amazon, with no technology get a frigin invisable plane.
It was short lived though. . . someone sliped me some xlacks at a super friends party and I got the runs so bad. To make a long story short, after a bit of a mess and a failed lock on the bathroom door, she called it off.
To tell you the truth, Being a super hero is not as glamorous as it seems.
Even we super heros have to go to the dry cleaner. I Took this last time I went to the dry cleaner.
Stupid asains screwed up my costume!
A little known secret in super friend loar, Super man is an ass hole. He is allways made out to be the strongest and the natural born leader. . . .bull shit! He was the most self absorbed arrogant jerk I ever met. I remember at one of our morning meetings we were dicussing what was the best way to save the president form the evil Lord Sodomy Then superman walks up and goes. . . eh, fuck'em, fuck'em in the ass. Every one just stared at him. He looks up at us, shrugs and goes. . "what!"
It was not just me that hated him. Batman was known for being more vocal than the rest of us for his dislike. He hated superman and superman knew it.
What would a super Hero be with an arch nemesis.
Lets be honest, Black manta is the most retarted villian out there. He wears a "special" helment and he is even more retarted than he looks.
Thats it for now niggas
