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About Me

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Swirling.

Ok, time to update. I thought my MySpace experience was going to be nothing more than a passing phase, but it turns out I was, for all intents and purposes, wrong.So, ALLLLLLLL about me. Here we go! I was born in 1974, the second of five children and an answer to prayer (yes, you better be sitting comfortably; this may take a while!!! Never again shall I be accused of having a "sparse profile"!!! :p).I grew up knowing nothing but love and respect from my family, but on the odd occasion had to fight for food. I could guard a bag of chips from Pioli's like a ravenous wolf protecting her bag of chips from Pioli's. Man, I'm bored now. I'm just going to stick with what I had before...Blah blah stuff about someone you don't know, who is probably an interesting, witty and loving person, but you would never know in the few lines written here blah blah

My Interests

Interesting things interest me.

I'd like to meet:

Music:

Music rocks!!!! Spent my impressionable teenage years listening to Steve Taylor, Guardian, Petra, Stryper; all the greats!!!!

Movies:

I like films that can convince me in 90-120 minutes that the people in it are in love; love to fight for and love to die for. For that reason I liked House of Flying Daggers and didn't like the Hollywood Pride & Prejudice (seriously Keira Knightely, try a different expression!!!!! You can't act "surprised" "bewildered" "sad" "vaguely annoyed" "falling in love" with ONE EVER PRESENT POUT!!!! Oh yes, don't tend to like movies with Keira Knightely, except Pirates of the Caribbean, which totally rocked, thankyouverymuch Mr Depp :)

Television:

Not if I can help it. But I do love House. And have recently come to appreciate the excitement of 24!!!

Books:

Books are very good and should be read as often as possible. Honestly, sometimes they're even better than the movies made about them!!WAR IS PEACE FREEDOM IS SLAVERY IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

Heroes:

Aye, a good show, to be sure, but why exactly it needs its own category is beyond me...

My Blog

Get the London look

Why do women wear make-up and perfume?Because they're ugly and they stink.It's true. Most of us are and do. Fortunately we can wear make-up and perfume if we want. The multi-million pound make-up c...
Posted by Sharon on Sat, 17 May 2008 03:47:00 PST

Nissan’s brave marketing!!

Nissan Marketing Executive 1: "Right guys, we need a name for the new Nissan vehicle... it's big, almost like a stonking huge bovine, and it's gonna make us lots of money!"Nissan Marketing Executive 2...
Posted by Sharon on Fri, 16 May 2008 08:34:00 PST

Presents!!!!!

I like presents. I don't really like surprises (there's an element in there of not being in control, and I don't like that!); more specifically I don't like getting told I'm getting a surprise and ha...
Posted by Sharon on Sat, 10 May 2008 04:26:00 PST

Comedy - the last bastion of freedom of speech

I went to The Stand Comedy Club last night. It was warm, packed, drunken and the comedians left no taboo or touchy subject alone. Every one of the 4 comedians and the host himself had a good go at r...
Posted by Sharon on Sat, 03 May 2008 06:07:00 PST

Try something new today!

I tried a Double Decker. For years I have avoided them because I thought they had nuts in them. (I don't do nuts in chocolate!) Found out today they don't have nuts, they have nougat and rice crisp...
Posted by Sharon on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:34:00 PST

Points for trying

"California man acquitted of smuggling iguanas in his fake leg"That man could have sat about complaining about how he's 'disabled', but, oh no, he went and found a career using his prosthetic limb. P...
Posted by Sharon on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:25:00 PST

Scientists find ’time machine’

That was a headline in The Sun "newspaper" today (sarcastic quote marks).The headline alone is mind boggling. How does anyone "find" a time machine? You can find your keys because they're ...
Posted by Sharon on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:24:00 PST

Chocolate chips

(Not a rant, sorry!!!)What are chocolate chips made of? The name implies they are made of chocolate, but I know a thing or two about chocolate, let me tell you, and there's something fishy going...
Posted by Sharon on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:15:00 PST

First blog

My first blog, and in the fine tradition of blogging (from what I've read), I'm going to rant!Petrol. Where I live it now costs over £1 per litre. People complain about the price of petrol...
Posted by Sharon on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 07:49:00 PST