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Anti-Chris

About Me

I love to travel but don't get the chance to as often as I would like. I like sports that involve the possibility of death. I am not sure why? I can read and try to often. I like movies that involve subtitles, explosions and boobs. If you can fit those three things into one movie, chances are, I own it. I am a dick to most people I don't know and don't care to know. Unless I am at work, in which case you are already feeling shitty and don't need me adding to your shittyness. Legal and illegal mean very little to me. I try to break things down to reflect my own warped moral code. This code was developed through years of wadding through social bullshit and time spent in the company of douchebags. The latter of which I like to include myself. I believe that fortune smiles on you when you normally need it the least and that good and bad things are a result of your own actions or the actions of another that you failed to anticipate. I blame myself for events that I created instead of blaming god, someone else, the government, or Zombies. I still think humans are a cancer. Free
Anti-Chris wants you to check out a photo on MySpace in the MDF 2008 album
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...

Impaled @ MDF. This is the only pic that had three of us in it. Sorry Neil, you are too short!


Anti-Chris wants you to check out a photo on MySpace in the MDF 2008 album
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...

Another one of us at MDF6. Once again, no Neil.

My Blog

No moshing in Norfolk and the biggest balls ever!

So, its been a minute. I had lost all interest in this myspace business for a minute but fear not my two readers. I am bored and lonely enough to get back into the blog shit. DIMMU!!! Saw Dimmu for a...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 14:18:00 GMT

Turn on the radio, nah fuck that, turn it off!

My rekindled interest in US politics is begining to wane again. With this Michigan and Florida thing and the superdelegates and all this other shit, I remember now why I lost interest in US politics. ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:27:00 GMT

The 2008 season already shaping up in Charlotte.

Dan Morgan, Mike Wahl, Keary Colbert, Kris Jenkins and David Carr are all gone. Granted, Dna Morgan needed to go. He has been a load on our neck for years now. Your best hope for him was that he woul...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 05:02:00 GMT

Drunk on a Wed.

Random thoughts: Today is shaping up pretty good considering. I had hoped to be in NC today and tommorrow. However, gas being what it is, I decided the $90 pricetag a round trip to G-Boro and Raliegh&...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:56:00 GMT

Why do I do this to myself?

Yet another one of those mornings has dawned. You know what I mean too. The smell of used beer still fresh in the nostrils. The mere thought of alcohol is enough to make one vomit ever so slightly in ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:51:00 GMT

Run to the Hills!

"At approximately 10:26 pm today (0326 GMT Thursday), a US Navy Aegis warship, the USS Lake Erie, fired a single modified tactical standard missile 3, hitting the satellite approximately 247 kilometer...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:38:00 GMT

A-HA HA HA HA!!!! HA HA HA!!!

YEA!!!!   Fuck you Tom Brady!   That made the entire 2007 season!!!
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 20:21:00 GMT

Countdown to Z day!

Well friends and relatives, here it comes. The moment some of us have been preparing for our entire life. (Well, since about age 15 anyway.) The Zombie apocolypse is cometh. Last week, many medi...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 05:38:00 GMT

A quick political note.

Last week, I posted a short blurb regarding the Presidential race. As my states primary approaches, I have found myself getting into politics yet again. I say, "get in" because for the last eight year...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:11:00 GMT

Why football overrides the debates.

After I was sure the Skins were done for the year, I turned the channel over to the debate. In the first five minutes, my face was red from anger. I am so sick and tired of watching rich white guys an...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 17:02:00 GMT