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Master Shake

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

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Why Must Life Go On???

   My VCR broke. So now, I can't watch my new porno. My radio got stolen by Meatwad, so now  I can't jam unless I'm on Frylock's computer. I can't get this stupid song outta my hea...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 22:18:00 GMT

Towels, Sheets and Pizza Burgers

   Frylock is trying to teach Meatwad how to cook and it is NOT going so well!!! Meatwad came out of the kitchen covered with grease and went and rolled around all over MY bedsheets!!! ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:32:00 GMT

The Return of the E-Helmet

   I've been thinking about re-inventing the E-helmet. I've got some new ideas for it. This time...it will feature a pizza maker, home theater system complete with big screen TV,  a car...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 19:28:00 GMT

Are these underwear clean???

     I was at Carl's house today. I went to go sit on his couch, when I saw this pair of underwear laying there. They were just wadded up in some big crusty ball of filth. I kept t...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 19:49:00 GMT

The movie is out tomorrow!!!

   Go see my movie!!! I say MY movie because I'm the best one in it!!! Not Frylock, no not Meatwad. It's all about the shake!!! WOO!!! Go see it!!! I'm gunna go eat some pot pies and listen ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 22:01:00 GMT

So Here I Am...Wasting Away in front of a Desk

     So Frylock asks me what I want for dinner tonight...I tell him pizza, lasagna, tacos, sausages and some pasta. He gets all mad and me for nothing. I TOLD him what I wanted and...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 19:18:00 GMT