ELIZABETH OF AMERICA

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i talk,
i don't talk.
my name is elizabeth scot mcmahan. scot as in scotland. i once read a story in Neil Gamian's Sandman about a man who had nothing going for him until he started to believe he was the emperor of america. i want to be the first queen of america. i also want to be an actress, but we all know that won't happen. nobody but megan can call me effie, and my boss calls me knuckles. and you know flo, from the progressive commercials? many tell me i could be her twin. i freakin love the swedish language. i like facebook better. i'm an existentialist. i do have a top ten hot guys list, and i'm not ashamed.
i will marry demitri martin.
i read comic books and air guitar to metal (in private). when i go to wal-mart or other boring places, i like to make a fool out of myself so people will have something interesting to tell their families when they get home. i play favorites with people and fantasize about zombie apocalypses often. generally i am a very happy person but i do have a couple pet peeves that with severly piss me off no matter my mood. feel free to shove your religion down my throat. i text like a beast. i use gay little smilies and i LIKE IT. i'm a huge sci-fi, horror, surreal and comedy fan. chick flicks are dumb. i hate conflict and if you start shit with me i will completely ignore you. even if we're close. i like big purse-bags. i love and miss the '90s. i think dieting is the stupidest thing in the entire world. okay.
98% OF AMERICANS SCREAM BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD. THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM COLORADO AND THEY SAY, 'HOLD MY JONES SODA AND WATCH THIS.'
does it hurt to get your mirror cut in half?
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