About Me
Hey there. My name is Balu. If you find my name too weird, you can call me by my nickname - Slim. I'm 19, male. So don't run away looking at the profile details. I created this profile just to leave/get comments (and also to find myself a pretty chick ). So don't expect a lot of content and frequent layout changes. If you want some thing serious, go check out my blog .
I'm from a third world shithole country called India. And umm, I'm an easy going person. I might say a lot of mean things, but I'm kidding most of the time. I'm pretty much a straightforward guy. I used to be a "never say die" kind of person, but lately I've been thinking it's better not to try at all rather than fail miserably... thanks to Homer Simpson lmao. I love humor. And I can crack a joke in almost any situation.
My hobbies include listening to music, chatting, computer gaming, cricket and loads of other shit you can find in the "general" section on the left. I'm what you'd call a geek. I love computers. I spend most of my day at the puter. It's something I can't live without. I'm such a bum lol.
You can find me online in Yahoo! most of the time. If you want to know more about me, or want to talk to me, add me here or just message me and I will give you my Yahoo! ID.
[ ‡ ] Loves: Cricket, Computer Gaming, Music, Chatting, My Friends, Fooling around, Low Level Programming, Food, Being my funny ol' me, TARA REID, Stacy Keibler, Maria, Ashley, Trish, Melina and other WWE Divas .
[ ‡ ] Hates: Wannabes, Script Kiddies, Rappers, Thuggers, Muggers, Lizards <[/b>Fucking slimey sonsofbitches ], MATH, Corrupt Politicians, Pedophiles, ATTENTION WHORES, Backstabbing pricks, People who talk shit behind the back, Saudi Arabian Laws, Wannabe H4x0rs, Hot Weather, Fakes, Emo's, Stupid People, Lazy People etc.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Slim
Birthday: May 25
Birthplace: Chennai
Current Location: Chennai
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Left
Your Heritage: Effin' Indian
The Shoes You Wore Today:
I was barefeet today
Your Weakness: My introvertness
Your Fears: Lizards
Your Perfect Pizza:
Any, with cheese topping.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Find myself a hot chic, lol
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
"LMAO"
Thoughts First Waking Up:
"What time is it?"
Your Best Physical Feature:
My wee wee
Your Bedtime: Anytime I feel like sleeping
Your Most Missed Memory:
128 MB?
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Neither
Single or Group Dates:
Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
I like coffee
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:
AhEm..
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Fuck yea!
Do you Sing: Yea, in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Of course, silly
Have you Been in Love: Fuck off
Do you want to go to College:
I'm already in college, fucko
Do you want to get Married:
Haven't thought about it
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness:
WTF
Do you think you are Attractive:
I don't know, you tell me
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents:
Yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yep
Do you play an Instrument: Yep, guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
NO
In the past month have you Smoked:
Nah
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
Crack . Actually, no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
Sadly, no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
Yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage:
No
In the past month have you been Dumped:
lmfao no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
Thats private stuff
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Stealing passwords count?
Ever been Drunk: Nope
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Nah
How do you want to Die: I want lightening to strike on my head while running naked in the Sahara desert
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
I'm already a grown up, fucko. But I'd like to be an awesome programmer.
What country would you most like to Visit:
US of A
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesnt matter as long she isn't blind or crooked eyed
Favourite Hair Color: Any color
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter
Height: More than 5'6"
Weight: Not skinny - Not fat
Best Clothing Style: Skin
Number of Drugs I have taken:
None
Number of CDs I own: ILLEGAL MP3's!!!!!!
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
4-5 I think
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