The inside of a guitar and how much wood a woodchuck could chuck. Also, why, when a person is surrounded by cops after a long, drawn out police chase, they still run!! Last but not least, I am interested in why casting directors still cast Natasha Gregson Wagner in movies! I mean, she couldn't act herself out of bed! Oh, and I write anonymous poetry, and I'm in the process of writing another novel.
The guys from afghan whigs, that chick from dusk til dawn, and the cast from cheers, the cramps, iggy and the stooges, go back in time and meet Darby Crash, Butter8, and the lady that lives next door to me, Melissa Gilbert, so that I can kick her in the eye, tie her to a tree, hit her with a stick and rob her, Dave Chappelle, And all the guys from Fugazi. Bring back Fugazi!!! Richard Hell, Soledad "friggin'" Miranda, and Swervedriver.
The Repo Man Soundtrack! Germs, fugazi, Afghan Whigs, Butter8, Joy Division, yer mam, Iggy and the Stooges, Zepplin, Savoy Brown, Red Aunts, Sundays,Old U2, Far, Modest Mouse, Ugly Casanova, swervedriver, Catherine Wheel, Psychedelic Furs, Faith No More, Black Flag, Ministry, Napalm Death, Blur- the Leisure album, Do you remember the Circle Jerks? Those guys, Butthole Surfers, DK, Viletones, At the Drive In, Dinosaur Jr., Stone Roses for those days, Pantera, Down, The Gits, The Slits, The Goops, Mr. T. experience, Citizen Fish, Subhumans, Jackie Papers, Ahab Rex, American Steel, The Pixies, Sonic Youth, The Smithereens, Drive, Ride, The Lightening Seeds, Eek A Mouse, Television, Richard Hell, Pretenders, Compulsion, The Rollins Band, Mr. Bungle, Jane's Addiction, The vex, Sad Boy Sinister, The scarred, The friggin' Cliftons, Stiff Little Fingers, The Runs, Johnny Thunders, Dead Boys, That Patty Smith Album Horses, Slayer, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Sunny Day Real Estate, Monster Squad, New Bomb Turks, The Casualties, 7 seconds, Minor Threat, Crass, Capitalist Casualities, MC5, Slipknot, Lords of Acid, Deviants, Morbid Angel, Cannibal Corpse, Joan Jett, Nick Cave,The Cure, Wayne Kramer, Alice in Chains, Local H, Portishead, DM, DK, Tomahawk, Nuclear Rabbit, Vivaldi, Front 242, Macabre, Rammstein, Radiohead, Smiths, Old Chili Peppers, CH, DVDA... You get the gist. More to come.
Halloweens 1-8, Killer Klowns from Outerspace, Creepers, Albino Alligator, Drugstore Cowboy, At Close Range, Deep Red, Susperia, Anything Mario Bava, Last House on the Left, Bucket of Blood, Nightmare, Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-a-Rama, Driller Killer (Oop-She-Doobie!)Bad 70's B-movies, like that one with Robert Englund, The Shape of Things, Breaking the Waves, Night of the Living Dead (Dawn, Day and Land), raunchy comedies and old foreign horror flicks. I love you Dario Argento!!
Billy and Mandy, Aqua Teens, Family Guy, Metalocalypse, Robot Chicken, due to my ADD- okay the whole [adult swim] lineup including the changes they seem to make constantly and I do understand that it keeps things fresh, but we're creatures of habit, dammit! Well... it does come on at 10 sharp... right? And Masterminds.
Dante's Inferno, Percy Bysshe Shelley, anything Neil Gaiman, Terry Brooks, Rose Estes, And Margaret Weis, I eat a little Whitman, and Saroyan too, screw Shakespeare. He was a little bitch. He was. Kerouak lives
Tre Parker, Matt Stone, Dave Chappelle, Emily Chamberlain and Greg Dulli, Billy Mays and those Oxy Clean Products... Swervedriver, Season.