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Snowman

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About Me

Just a bored off his ass kid living in NH waiting for the chance and opportunity to get the hell out. I enjoy all the things that go along with NH winters. I like snowboarding and playing hockey, but I'd rather live in a place where there isn't as much snow. It's depressing every winter when it gets dark at 5o'clock in the afternoon. I'm not what you would call normal and I actually like that about myself. I enjoy writing and sometimes when I go back and look at what I've written it makes me feel creative. I really could care less about what anyone thinks about me and I pretty much tell it like it is. My philosophy is if you don't like what you see then stop staring at me. I love being the life of the party. I'm usually the one who tries (and mostly fails) at making people laugh. You'll never find me at a club or dance hall or whatever the hell they're called. I'm usually at a bar (big difference from a club) or a poolhall. Love the Pats and the Sox and even the B's, don't really follow basketball. Don't really know how to end this. I guess, just by saying, everyone deserves a chance and if you think otherwise then you're shallow and I hate you.
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My Interests

I'm a pretty simple guy. Annual camping trips, going out to play some pool with some friends, or just getting together with the guys and playing some poker. I'm really interested in Stand up comedy and have been performing for a little over a year. It's a lot of fun to get on stage and make people laugh. The only part that sucks is when they don't laugh.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is fun. People with a kick ass personality. I'm sick of all the crazy people out there that seem normal for the first couple of weeks, then, out of nowhere, they just snap...or maybe they just get back to normal. If you're gonna be fake when you meet someone, don't bother talking to me, I can see right through it. People that love to camp, play pool, or poker are top notch in my book. I don't like to be out all the time, sometimes I like to stay in and watch TV or a movie.

Movies:

Some of my favorite movies...Donnie Darko, Boondock Saints, Pirates of the Carribbian, The Incredibles, The Usual Suspects, Blow and any other Jonny Depp movie, both Kill Bills, Sin City, Gremlins 1 & 2 (They need to make a 3), Rounders, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Poolhall Junkies, Braveheart, Anger Management, Varsity Blues, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Garden State. and a whole hell of a lot more. I like all kinds of movies from Disney to Horror, to anything entertaining, I love how they're made and I want to do that someday.


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: James but you can call me Jim
Birthday: October 7, 1980
Birthplace: Manchester, N.H.
Current Location: Bedford, New Hampshire
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left handed people rule
Your Heritage: French
The Shoes You Wore Today: New Balance
Your Weakness: Falling too fast
Your Fears: Falling too fast and for the wrong person
Your Perfect Pizza: All meat no veggies, veggies are for queers and salads
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get my license back and start driving again
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Are you a bot?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Stupid cat...she wakes me up every morning
Your Best Physical Feature: my smile and my eyes and thanks for making me sound egotistical
Your Bedtime: Whenever the hell I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Mike
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, everybody knows that
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's, noone every remembers Wendy's...that whore
Single or Group Dates: Single, more personal that way and noone will rat me out if they see me slip a roofie into her drink
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Beer
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: More beer
Do you Smoke: Smoke what. Gotta be more specific
Do you Swear: Fuck no, swearing is fucking gay...SHIT
Do you Sing: No
Do you Shower Daily: Um....now when you say daily that's like "EVERY" day???
Have you Been in Love: Yeah, what the fuck was I thinking
Do you want to go to College: Night school maybe
Do you want to get Married: I did at one point but she changed my mind pretty quick
Do you belive in yourself: If I didn't I don't think I'd be able to do anything
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yeah, but only when I'm in motion
Do you think you are Attractive: I pinch my own ass on a daily basis
Are you a Health Freak: Yeah, a smoking, drinking, health freak, dumb ass
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, they're pretty cool, haven't gotten along with them like this...ever
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not as much as tornadoes
Do you play an Instrument: Yeah, the skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah, duh, it's winter in NH
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope, damn proud too
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Hmmm....I think so
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah, had to pay my cell phone bill, three teenie boppers lost their lives
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: What the fuck, god no
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah, I have actually, I'm a comedian
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: IT'S WINTER IN NH THINK ABOUT THAT
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I don't steal
Ever been Drunk: A lot
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah, but it came out more like shithead, but I knew what she meant
Ever been Beaten up: I've been sucker punched
Ever Shoplifted: I DON'T STEAL, what's up with the repeating shit
How do you want to Die: I'm a vampire, I'm not going to die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm grown up and I'm not it, but I wish I would've wanted to be a comedian because then I'd be on the right track
What country would you most like to Visit: Europe and Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Anything but grey or bald
Short or Long Hair: Me likes the long hair
Height: Not taller than me
Weight: Average
Best Clothing Style: Relaxed, I can't stand waiting for girls to get ready.
Number of Drugs I have taken: A lot, too many to count
Number of CDs I own: Enough never to get bored
Number of Piercings: Used to be five now none
Number of Tattoos: One
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't regret shit, live life with no regrets and always have fun doing it.
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Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Rescue Me, The Sheild, CSI, I hate reality shows and think whoever comes up with them should be shot. Chapelle's Show, and whenever there's stand up comedy on Comedy Central, I always check it out. So glad that they finally sindicated Scrubs...one of the best shows ever made.

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My Blog

My Letter to Mike

Hey Mike. It's been awhile since your accident. I still don't know why or what happened. I've been doing my best to deal with it, but it's still hard for me to believeor admit it to myself. A lot of p...
Posted by Snowman on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 10:22:00 PST

Rant rant rant

I'm getting so sick of this MTV generation bullshit. Real World, Next, Made, all those MTV reality shows are a big fucking joke. Why do the girls have to act like whores? Like, if you pick my I'll sho...
Posted by Snowman on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 11:51:00 PST

The Story of Life

Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there, to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson, or to help you figure out who you are and who you want...
Posted by Snowman on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 09:17:00 PST

It doesn't matter

It doesn't matter if you love me, hate me, wanna kill me, wanna fuck me, stab me, hug me, loath me, befriend me, leave me for dead, marry me, forget me, remember me, know me, been with me, wanna be wi...
Posted by Snowman on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 06:35:00 PST

Christmas...or should I say X-Mas

Ah Christmas, that wonderful time of the year when you just can't wait for it to be over so you can actually spend your money on yourself again. Yeah I know it sounds shelfish but when you've got a bi...
Posted by Snowman on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 01:51:00 PST

The proper way to order in a drive thru

By popular demand, I'm being asked the proper way to order in drive thru. Keep in mind that this doesn't go for every fast food restaurant, this is just how to order and not piss me off. First things...
Posted by Snowman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My take on religion

I had someone ask me the other day what my religion is, I said that I was raised a Catholic, but now I'm Agnostic. Just as I suspected, they didn't know what that meant. I explained to them that I di...
Posted by Snowman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dating woes

it's so hard for me to open up to people. For me it's easier to bottle it up and forget about it. Although I know that bottling shit up is not a healthy way of dealing with anything, it's just easier ...
Posted by Snowman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why BK sucks

Here are some of the many reasons why working at Burger King sucks 1. You say "Can I help you", they say "Hold on a minute." 2. If they know English they don't know what they want, if they don't know...
Posted by Snowman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fun Fact

Anybody else notice that when they're browsing through myspace that Jim and James from hotornot.com must be really pissed, myspace took about 90% of their business. Poor bastards, I've noticed so many...
Posted by Snowman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST