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LADY KALAE

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About Me

THINGS I DONT LIKE: FEET! Watermelon.. people who think you're less black if you dont like watermelon.. when people associate color with character.. people who have sex for validation.. people who lie to get ahead.. people who lie to get some head.. chocolate milk (barf).. girls with muffin tops.. skinny bitches who complain about their weight.. people that blame the system but dont do anything to break the system.. cameltoes.. women that wear spandex pants with celulite you could surf on.. guys who boast about the size of their dicks when its actually really small.. girls who idealize paris hilton, lindsay lohan, britney spears.. u get the point.. jealousy.. people who waste their lives.. THINGS I DO LIKE: Strangers who smile at you as they walk by.. two toned roses.. people who aren't afraid.. tatoos.. haagen daz.. toddlers cuz they're so friggen adorable.. men who arent obsessed with pussy.. dread locks.. people who arent just alive, people who LIVE.. positivity.. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens?.. cherries.. women who empower the women around them.. people who think before they act.. celebrities that act as role models and not hoe models (heheheee).. poeple who break barriers and stereotypes.. rappers who respect women.. ketchup.. jello b4 it goes in the fridge.. girls who have self confidence.. Here's a quick lil rhyme for those who don't have time (It's called; "The Ego"): I walk by looking fly / Real tall like high / Break your neck just to say "Hi" / You die, But resirrect when you say "Bye" / I can't lie, See I wasn't impressed with your choice of words/ They were snatched from a script that id already heard/ I'm no bird, and not the first, Prolly second or third/ girl on this glitter-cement street/ That you've stopped to meet/ Fallin head over feet/ But only willing to skeet/ So I pass by/ But common curtesy tells me to return the "HI"/ You call me outta my name/ But on the inside you cry-See why, We can never see Eye to Eye???? ............LMAO♥KALAE♥ .................THIS DREAM I HAD!
Rock the Space

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A coked out version of me.. Michael Jackson in 1987.. O.J. Simpson so I could slap him in the face for writing the book "IF I DID IT (this is how I would do it)".. what a dickhead.. Jimi Hendrix in 1970 so i can tell him not to take all nine of those sleeping pills.. Ill meet him one day... (To the "This Land is My Land" tune)"This space is my space, this isn't ur space; if it was ur space it would be called Urspace, but this is Myspace- yes this is myyyyy space, how I love my space on Myspace" :D written by: Kalae Yeah Boyyyyyyeeeeeeee!!!! these are some fierce biotches

My Blog

Kalae All Day

If you haven't already familiarized yourself with my alter ego Kalae All Day then you must be living under a rock somewhere in central Africa. I have been booking gigs everywhere in the city and in bk...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:30:00 GMT

NEW BLOG!

www.kalaeallday.wordpress.comleave comments on everything! lol
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:29:00 GMT

Grilled Cheese any one?

Grilled cheese.. Its really good, don't you think? I haven't had grilled cheese in a while. So I crave it now. They way you bite into the crispy crust and the melted cheese comes gushing out.. Its so ...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 10:45:00 GMT

Last minute thoughts..

So tomorrow is the day we've all been waiting for.. Some of us a few months, some of us a few years.. some 8years. I just want to say a couple of things to the voters and non voters before they vote, ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:22:00 GMT

Without Pain theres no Pleasure

I guess it would be a boring life if we all got what we wanted. Without pain there is no pleasure, right? So many relationships, whether they be with friends, family, boyfriends or just lovahs, have b...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 21:57:00 GMT

RAP - LIES = HIP HOP

The time has come for another rant. I have edited this so that it is shorter, for those of you who constantly complain about the length of my blogs.. enjoy..I think that rap music has had a strong aff...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 20:31:00 GMT

Getting my show on..

:D
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:54:00 GMT

Romantic Ideals

I wonder about romance a lot. Whether its something I don't desire because I never truly experienced it, or never experienced because I don't desire it. Where's the line between a guy doing something ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 21:54:00 GMT

What a girl wants VS what a girl needs

Read this.. its important.. even if you have to do it in parts lolSo i figured i would clear this up for u ladies and gents cause you seem to be a bit cloudy on the situation. Men and women both know ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 23:21:00 GMT

WILSON UPDATE

For those of you who are close to me, you already knew how excited I was back in december when I recieved an email telling me that Genarlow Wilson had been freed from prison after 2 years. The Case wa...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:37:00 GMT