About Me
Hey gals...I just got a digital camera and I finally learned how to use it as a webcam...sign up by clicking here, look for pinoytoi and see me strip naked for you...i swear you won't be charged, your credit card is just for age verification purposes only!
Lol actually, I'm so sick and tired of those damn fake account friend requests...I hope those horny 45 year old men get stds from masterbation. Don't mind me, I just turned 22 and I'm still a virgin...maybe that's why I hate the world so much.
Lol actually, I'm addicted to sex, in fact I'm a sex dynamo; you like being spanked hard?, "owww!! that's it, now my turn!". No I dont like it that way...or do I?...do you? I wasnt given an instruction book on how to be a human. All I know is that I have drives and urges that sometimes turns me into a beast...for a whole minute, then I turn docile and fall asleep; and I dont know why women give me angry looks in the morning. Actually I just pretend I don't know - yes I'm a selfish, bad man...
Lol...for reals, if you really want to know the boring stuff, here's the basics: I'm a big boi now, I love my family and friends, I get along with my mom, I have big feet, I dont wear white socks, sarcasm comes second nature to me, I eat 6 meals a day, I am a very handsome man - my mom told me so, so it must be true, and I get distracted easily (try attaching a piece of steak on a fishing pole). Also, I like weird stuff, I have a nail and hair fetish, I can't survive w/o my cellphone, I drive a gorgious bucket, I will one day be 60% covered with ink, and I'm gonna be a multimillionaire by age 31 (according to a fortune cookie so it must be true!).
I believe that all things has it's reasons for it's occurrence yet I believe that we have full control of our destinies. I am an upbeat guy that attracts and tend to keep the same type of people in his inner circle. Will you be included? I don't know, maybe you should ask the magic 8ball, it never lies!
Well, I'll the rest I'll leave to you to find out.
CAIO!!!
