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Dick Van Dykes Biggest Fan!

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About Me

I'm 6 ft tall, have a small beer gut (which i'm working on getting rid of honest) dark hair, dark eyes, big muscles (hmmmnn), even bigger wallet (yes, in Liliput that is) and am not often clean shaven. But its all good, cos i'm one of the good guys...I hope...

I live in a little shithole in South Wales (no abuse please) but I loves it. You knows it clarrt. Love meetin new people and had the amazing privilage of meeting some awesome guys whilst in Uni. Still keep meeting more and more people every week. Friends of friends of friends, etc. And they all rock!! To all the people I know on first name terms, you are the reason I like gettin outta bed in the morning!!

I'm a pretty laid back guy, sometimes too laid back (hence why I failed my first year in Uni (long story though)) Nothing really gets me wound up, except bad drivers and watching rugby, thats bout it really, oh and single minded mother fuckers too! I also really dislike E.T. Whats with that long neck thing he does, that is seriously messed up, I would have just shot him on sight!!!! Ive finished University and am now gettin down to the daily grind. I endure a 9-5 office job throughout the week (luckily I work with some cool people so it goes pretty fast tho...and ive got a window seat), hopefully gonna find a career soon...maybe...someday...whenever...

Love to drink with my buds, (and here's one for all my dead homies 2, nuff respect and all that jazz). Like to smoke the good smoke with them too, though am cutting back (i managed to quit smoking ciggies...just not so much the grass...it'll happen...one day). Hate single minded people who think all pot smokers are retarded, lazy, layabouts, who just sit round and play fuckin nintendo all day...or something...what was I saying... If you've got anything interseting to say, please say it, life is so messed up, yet so black and white. Talk to me world, cos I luvs ya. Dont be false, be what you are. Keep on keepin on! Later guys and gals.

I've kinda met a certain someone (she knows who she is), hopefully when she moves closer, she'll sort me out...I have no doubts...shes awesome...and i'm a pretty freakin lucky guy.

"Fasion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every six months"...Oscar Wilde

My Interests

I like to play basketball. Love playing (guitar, bass, harmonica, bassoon) even though I rarely get an oppurtunity. Love listening to music. Love watching movies, and hopefully will make one soon. Love goin to as many gigs as I can. Love grafitti. Love driving around with no real destination in mind. Love making conversation. Love a good drink and a smoke. Love photos, mine or other peoples. Love attempting to talk to pretty ladies. Love laughter. Love smiles. Loved the band I was in and the songs we wrote (if you want to give it another try Jon, gimme a shout). Love new experiences. Love my family (including my dog). Love making people happy. Love being excited. Love being scared. Love christmas. Love memories. Love stating the obvious. Like most sport. Loves my budds. Love listening to people. Love being relaxed. Love the stars at night. Love sundown. Love thinking the same things as other people and knowing it. Love loving things.

I'd like to meet:

This guy...

Oh and this guy...

I wish I could of met this guy too

Music:

Hardcore, metal, screamo, math rock, prog, gaymo, rubbishmo, loudmo, meamo and all the other stupid names given to music these days. Good music...none of this shit which is rammed down everyones throats day after day after day after day after DAY.

!Mediocraty for the Masses!

I like some hiphop (not too gansta thanks), some D&B and some electronic stuff.

Movies:

I love movies way too much and wish i'd done film and TV at Uni instead of friggin computers. They definately dont make 'em like they used to but here's some of my favourites...



Television:

Diagnosis Murder is by far the greatest Tv programme ever created. Just seeing Dick Van Dykes smiling face once a day makes my life seem so much better!!

*Pheonix Nights* *Aqua Teen Hunger Force* *Family Guy* *Nathan Barley* *Peep Show* *Angel* *Bottom* *South Park* *Big Train* *Ministry of Mayhem(sorry)* *Dirty Sanchez* *Futurama* *Who's Line is it anyway(British version)* *Black-Adder* *Band of Brothers* *3rd Rock from the Sun* *Scrubs* *Red Dwarf* *Spaced* *The Day Today* *Curb your Enthusiasm* *The Simpsons* *Neighbours* *The Ultimate Fighter* *Lost* *etc* *etc*

Books:

I like reading autobiographies of famous (and not so famous) actors and actresses.

I like to read alot of graphic novels and some comics like the Sin city series, Preacher, Hellblazer, Army of Darkness Vs Re-animator, etc

I like reading politically motivated books about corrupt governments around the world (mainly the states though) and other informative books concerning corporations

I like reading other peoples Myspace pages

Love reading books about the making of films and other shows like The Evil Dead Companion, etc

Like some fiction by authors like Robert Rankin, Tom Clancy, William Burroughs and Robert Harris

I definately don't read enough though...stoopid boy!

Heroes:

Bruce Campbell, Dick Van Dyke, my buddies...