So you want to know about me???

Well I'm the most humble person I know, that's for sure. lol
I'm about 5'8", and dense as a brick.
I have blue eyes when they want to be blue and green eyes when they want to be green.
I've got the shortest legs known to man, and the longest upperbody known to man.
I try my best to make people laugh and my jokes constantly fall flat on their face, but that doesn't stop those who really love me from laughing.
I guess my purpose in life is to entertain those around me.
At the same time, I hope everyone can get more from me than a few laughs, because I have so much more to offer.

Likes and turn-ons:

People who laugh at my jokes
People with high self-esteem
Smiles
The smell of cold (trust me there's a smell)
Deep conversations
People who always put others before them
Kindness
That sexy look that girls give. (the one when that short piece of hair falls in front of their face)

Dislikes and turn-offs:

People who don't laugh at my jokes
Crazy looking teeth
Cheaters (in boardgames mostly, but infidelity sucks too)
Obnoxiously loud people
People who use escapes in life (not counting fire escapes)

Here is a personality test I took:

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 56%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||| 16%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||| 16%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 50%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 84%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||| 16% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Taken from Naviance's Personality Profile:
Understanding you, Michael
People like you, Michael, are friendly and energetic and you like to be in charge and make things happen. You are a strong willed decision maker who is good at seeing the logical consequences of your choices and readily see flaws in organizations and systems. You love challenges and face problems head on and strive to be competent in all you do. You especially enjoy learning new things and adding to your impressive store of knowledge.
You are also a creative person who likes to ask thought-provoking questions and constantly need new challenges to stay interested. You like to look beyond the everyday to really understand why the world operates as it does. Since you are decisive and organized, you like to be prepared at all times and may find it uncomfortable when forced to improvise. You are frustrated by inefficiency and find illogical rules infuriating.
A good leader and communicator, you command respect from those around you and are able to express your long-range vision to others. You value honesty and are truthful and direct. You also probably know a lot of people and may enjoy making connections between unrelated parties to bring about change and improvement in your work and community.
Given your strong and authoritative style, you can easily run over others and take charge of situations. Being extremely driven and ambitious, you run the risk of sacrificing your personal or family life for the sake of your career advancement or success.
In your eagerness to move ahead with new challenges you sometimes make decisions too quickly, missing important practical information or considering how your decisions affect others. While you pride yourself on your ability and intellect, you tend not to invite input or suggestions of others and can unknowingly communicate an attitude of arrogance.