I'm a mid twenties Aussie male, rugged, chiseled, impeccably groomed, athletic, adventurous, outgoing, moody, level headed, life of the party, humourous, clean, well dressed, domesticated, law abiding, awesome, grouse, excitable, lecherous, drunk, sober, swimming in loot, full of suprises, eyes like a sunset, teeth like a dream, fist's like a tiger, the speed of a puma, the agility of a eagle and the heightened senses of a pit viper.
I also play guitar for Terrorust and Torsorgy and I twist wires together for money.
You know where your dinner hangs.