Wills life so far is a true sucsess story. An architypal gutter to gangster, rubbish to rude-boi, slum to sick-MC senario. After being born out of the gushing womb of an escapie kangeroo onto the dangerous and penertrative streets of Soho London he was raised by a local owner of a gay strip club where he learned the in's and out's of day-to-gay life. He soon became introduced to Maximus Knight-balls, a world renound penis tamer and ringleader of 'the circus of cum' which happened to be touring Will's home streets. Will became wuickly well aquainted and accustomed to the art of cum and Knightballs and the two waved goodbye to the dirty streets of London and set up home in the emerald city (Sheen) and continued to spread 'cum' over the masses who applauded and writhed with glee at the spectacle of father and son figure in the center of the spotlight grinning with proud faces. Until one day at the 'cum' finallie of the nights performance one customer and spectator got a wad too much for his liking and stood up screaming at Will:
"do you not remeber me you bastard?"
"who??" replied Will,
"THIS CHARMING MAAAAAN" replied the thck black haired james bond lockalike. Will saw images of the most grotesque and macarbe content flash before his Canadian-like beedy eyes and he remeberd back to the days of his conception. He remeberd the cosy, suptle pink flesh that was his home for 9 months inside that estranged kangeroo and he remeberd the figure that stood finger pointed in the distance as his own umbilical chord."oh lord.." cried will"its rly serioooooous" replied the man and produced a photo in his trembling hand. Just as Will expected the photo revealed imself and this man when he was his umbilical chord together hugging in the dank, evening air next to the falopian tube. It was at this point that will knew what he had to do.He had to be a bad MC going beyound 1,2,3
making complex anihalations of the most confident enemy
throwing lycial hammers at those who opress
and sending his oppents wifes and children into shamed distress
he wanted to be the very best
like noone ever was
to MC was his real test, to lay girls was his cause
he became.
Ash of popular game/concept/lifestyle pokemon.squirtle (writen by charles cave)
