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Owen

The face of a child can say it all. Especially the mouth part of the face.

About Me

Hi, my name is Owen. I have a glowing smile and a personality to match. I love sunset strolls on the beach, mountain climbing, and spooning. When I'm not volunteering down at the homeless shelter, I like to do what I can at the children's ward at the hospital - nothing is more rewarding than the smile on a childs face. I play acoustic guitar and recite spoken word poetry in my one man folk ensemble "Did Someone Order Love?". I hope to one day settle down with a strong, independant woman and spend my spare time arranging my vast poetry collection. In the meantime, I want to follow my dream of performing on Broadway. I have written a musical about one man's battle to become the first male mid-wife titled "The Man With A Vagina." I currently study jazz, ballet and contempory dance. I'm what we in the business call a "Triple Threat".

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My Interests

Weight training

Food & nutrition

Reading

Entertaining

The arts

Human nature (not the band)

Business strategy / economics

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet anyone that's chilled out and can enjoy books, music, and film just as much as they like getting high or drunk and being an idiot. I'm a very easy going guy - if you don't get along with me, you are a bad person.

Music:



Movies:

The Jacket

Ghostbusters 2

Battle Royale

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

The 40 Year Old Virgin

Television:

The Office: An America Workplace

Garth Marenghi's "Darkplace"

Torchwood

Arrested Development

South Park

The Mighty Boosh

Law & Order

Books:

- Stephen King's "Dark Tower" series- Mick Foley: "MANKIND: A Tale of Blood, Tears & Sweatsocks"

Heroes:



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My Blog

Art vs Drama

A lot of modern "art" is complete shit. Whether it's music or film, people are confusing tacky melodrama with genuine art. Most art these days is just visual tripe. Very few bands have anything impor...
Posted by Owen on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 01:17:00 PST

Verity

Last weekend I turned 19. I headed into the city with some close friends and went about looking for somewhere to party. On my way down Hindley Street I bumped into two friends I hadn't seen ...
Posted by Owen on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 12:41:00 PST

Interview with Nick Berg's father about the death of al-Zarqawi

(CNN) -- The U.S.-led coalition's No. 1 wanted man in Iraq, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi -- who conducted a campaign of insurgency bombings, beheadings and killings of Americans and Iraqi civilians -- was kil...
Posted by Owen on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 08:09:00 PST

The most evil day in 50 years, and how I celebrated it

It is now officially 6/6/06, which in THE TONGUE OF THE BEAST means it is the most demonic day since 6/6/1966, and until 6/6/2066. Today, people all over the world are going to be getting drunk, getti...
Posted by Owen on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 07:55:00 PST

My generation fucking SUCKS

Seriously. The fashion we're gonna be remembered for is fucking awful. Chicks with two-toned mullets, guys in pink shirts... you've taken everything that SUCKED about the 80's and left out everything ...
Posted by Owen on Tue, 23 May 2006 08:01:00 PST

Too hot for MySpace

It appears my bad ass-ity even trandsends technology, for I came home and found that 2 of my pics of myself dressed as a cheap whore were deleted. WEAK. What kind of uptight douchebag loses ...
Posted by Owen on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 07:42:00 PST

xHardxCorex kids are ape fucking neanderthal retards and Emo kids suck dick

XHardcore x KidsX sXe no poison 4 life!!!!! Yeah, no poison except your shitty music.Identification Hardcore kids are kind of like emo kids, but their music is ten times worse and they're ten...
Posted by Owen on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 03:03:00 PST

Jack Handey Philosophies - Some food for thought

  Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a myster...
Posted by Owen on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 04:02:00 PST

Hitler's Favourite Joke

Hitler: My dog, he has no nose.Goering: Mein fuhrer, how does he smell?Hitler: Terrible!
Posted by Owen on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 09:05:00 PST

200 Little Known Facts About Chuck Norris *updated 7/5*

200 Little Known Facts About Chuck Norris 1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not resp...
Posted by Owen on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 08:09:00 PST