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Ty

You can look, but no touchy!...... people have to pay to touch!

About Me

Well lets see.... I am 24y/o and about a year ago I moved back to Holland Michigan (where I was born and raised) from living in San Diego California for the past 4years. Yes I was sober when I made the decision and no I wasn't chased out of that state by the mafia. I must be honest and come right out and say that it is a little colder here then I like it but.... anyway.. hopefully I made the right decision things weren't going so well for me out in SD..... PS. its scary and violant! uhm and I missed my family (which is very close but a little crazy sometimes with there being 8 children and all) so I am back and hoping to reconnect with some old pals of mine.... also if you live in Holland please call me cuz I have no life and there is not a damn thang to do around here... seriosly! On a side note... I wrote most of the above paragraph shortly after I moved here and now one year later... let me just say this, that moving from california was a mistake. I love my family and friends but F*ing hate Michigan. I am planning on moving to LA at some point and soaking up the sun forever.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Pimpin and Pandering. For some reason the idea of running my own brothel has always appealed to me. I love you miss Hiedi Fleiss! - Bubble Tape, My Sidekick 3, uhm... friends, shopping, drinking and usually in that order, uhmmm... TO BE CONTINUED....

I'd like to meet:

At the top of my list of who i'd like to meet would have to be Roman Abramovich and Oprah, Mostly because I need some Billionaire friends and he's definately the cutest one i've seen and Oprah is just happenin. After I got my new friends out of the way I would like to meet a few celebraties... Adam West perhaps. uhm and then.... oh the entire Chelsea Football CLub with not much on... and then id like to re-connect with some old friends, and if possible (although I doubt it because i've been on myspace for like four years and never met anyone I didn't already know) but if possible meet the man of my dreams... bla bla bla (insert church bells) THE END.

Music:

Ferry Corstan, Tiesto, Sasha, DJ Dan, Bassement Jaxx, Madonna, Janet, Meriah, Christina, Whitney, J Lo, Toni, Lil Kim, Eve, Trina, Twista, George Michael, Elton, Boy George (as a DJ) uhm kind of random but basically I like everything so ... TO BE CONTINUED....

Movies:

Basic Instinct, unedited directors cut. Pulp Fiction, Nightmare on Elm St. (although I am not allowed to watch them since I live alone) Beauty and the Beast, Deliverance, One Flew Over the Coo Coo's Nest, Dirty Shame... and anything else by John Waters... and oh zoolander, Mean Girls, Drop Dead Gorgeous and Jawbreaker, so funnie.

Television:

Nip / Tuck, Ricky Lake, Oprah, QAF, Desperate Housewives, American Idol, Top Model, Project Runway, Sex and the CIty, Sopranos, Entourage, Weeds, That 70's Show, SNL, Mad TV, Late Night w/ Conan O'Brian, Oz, South Park, Invader Zim, Avitar, Adventures of Jimmy Neutron.. I have Direct TV so the list just goes on and on for about 900 channels. maybe instead of listing shows I should have just listed channels. I desperately need Tevo.

Books:

Pandering, by miss Hiedi, Green Eggs and Ham - Dr. Seuss, Valley of the Dolls is one of my very favorite... what am I about to read... Everything about me is fake... and i'm perfect. by Janice Dickenson....

Heroes:

Anna Nicole Smith! anyone who can who can be so fucked up "{do you like my body)" and still manage to lose that kind of weight and claim it was trimspa is definately someone I admire. its too bad she lost all that money due to her brat of a stepson. oh well better luck next time Anna. of course there is always Oprah! I am not sure someone could have a better hero then her... she came from the streets of chicago, and now she is definately on top. you go gurl!

My Blog

Bot Attacks!

For weeks now I have noticed more and more fake profiles asking me to all be their friend... mostly slutty tgirls named daisy, or candice.... might as well be named Delilah or Jezebel! these myspace s...
Posted by Ty on Wed, 23 May 2007 06:31:00 PST

Being Deleted

When a former friend of yours or even maybe just an aquaintence decides to delete you from their myspace friends page it kinda hurts a little, mostly because two specific things had to take place befo...
Posted by Ty on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:48:00 PST

Holidays!

So its christmas/ new years time once again and everyone comes to town to visit. I got to see sooo many old faces the other day at the bar, that was fun. I plan on coming to california on the 5th to s...
Posted by Ty on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 12:09:00 PST

Guvernment, Toronto

Last Saturday morning I made a last minute decision to go to Canada with three of my close friends to Labor of Love at the Club Guvernment. It was quite an adventure and I had the best time ever. So g...
Posted by Ty on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 06:45:00 PST

traveling

It seems like as of the past few months I have been traveling alot.... which is weird because I don't actually have a job or anything but..... uhm anyway. currently I am in a hotel in Georgia, returni...
Posted by Ty on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:04:00 PST

completely inappropriate

Dear sweet jesus iin the morning.... on a recent trip to Washington D.C. I had a very strange incident occur. Well driving through the middle of the night in Ohio with my bestest long time friend ambe...
Posted by Ty on Thu, 11 May 2006 07:36:00 PST

The Most Random Crap / Dear Diary

Dear Diary (that anyone and their mother can read) today I was sitting in Mrs. Ratchets English Class.... I was sitting right next to Joey and I have the hugest crush on joey.... once during the class...
Posted by Ty on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 01:00:00 PST

Detroit

On a quick weekend spent in Detroit we managed to celebrate bobbys birthday and stay with his fun friends oh lets see we missed Amber Butas, (amber jean on my friends page... please go harrass her) we...
Posted by Ty on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 10:12:00 PST

Hooray for Ho-Land

I haven't wrote in here in over a year... thought id post something new. I moved from my crazy life in San Diego to my now not so crazy life in Holland. Dear sweet Jesus what was I thinkiing... I love...
Posted by Ty on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:16:00 PST

at home sick!

ew who ever gave me this runny nose/ caughy cold crap should be punished! my head feels like its about to split... hmm... better take some pills:)
Posted by Ty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST