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Smiling ,Smiling is good if I can smile and maybe make someone else smile then to me that is an accomplishment. I have two children , two little people that can always make me smile. and if Ive got that then nothing else matters. If I can smile today then maybe I can laugh tomorrow.Strange but true ? thats me .. strange... but true ! I like spoons I think they are great , especially for yoghurt , they are probably my favorite utensil. Otters I like otters and badgers and them little tiny creatures that look a bit like monkeys but they are tiny ,a bit like little people..... only smaller (check my photo album for pic). Anyone heard of Glenn Danzig? hes my favoritest singer he rocks.... "if your gonna scream , scream with me , moments like this never laaaaaaaaaast !" long live the misfits............... i like balancing things ! if i can balance a stick on the end of my finger for more than 10 seconds i get over excited and start dancing............ then i drop it :(..........one thing that i find really annoying is when someone is standing right next to you, with their mouth next to your ear , going "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeergh ! EEEEEEEEEEEERGH! EEEEEEEEEEERGH!............................................. . Be not forgetful to entertain strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unaware.... Angel in disguise ?.... I dont think so,... finder of lost children?..... maybe not.... Maybe ill just wait until the angels come to find me......Am I rambling on a bit ?..... maybe I should shut up now ? ..... u still awake ? ..... I could go on but dunno what else to say ......erm....... I like it when u get 6 tokens at Mc'donalds and then you get free coffee !!........ hi im andy x........... whats my favorite receptacle ? .... hmmm probably a breakfast bowl but im not 100% about that one , i will have to get back to you........... Ive been trying to get into this *&%$Â£* packet of custard creams for the past 10 minutes !!! ..... it says "tear here" but theres nothing to tear !!!.... if anyone can help me it would be much appreciated !!!!!!!!.......( another 10 minutes later)..... Anyone reading this can ignore the previous sentence cos ive got in to that packet of custard creams now !! .....If anyone else is struggling with the same problem i recommend a cigarette lighter !.......worked for me !..... Sorry gotta go now my mams on the phone x ............... Hi I'm back again ! whats the biggest waste of time?? eating soup with a fork ? or clapping with only one hand ? answers on a postcard please !............Why do i always think of jamiroquai when i walk down the canned meat section at morrisons ! Ash - Girl From Mars (UK)
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My Interests

smiling , whistling , trying to sing and dance ,all at the same time. but i still struggle to smile whilst whistling. maybe i get the hang of it one day... i am interested in some things but at the same time not really that interested in other things , i dont know if this madness will ever end? actually i struggle to sing whilst whistling too and i also struggle to smile whilst singing. so i suppose im not very good at this really? and i cant dance either!

I'd like to meet:

hmmm i would like to meet ...did you ever see the episode of "quantum leap" where sam becket leaps into the body of a chimpanzee called "bobo" ? and he has to try and save bobo from humans who want to use him for dangerous crash helmet research? well anyway in the end bobo escapes and ends up rescuing one of the scientist blokes who is drowning and as usual it has a happy end. then i think sam leaps into the body of a policeman after that on the trail of a serial killer? well to cut a long story short i would like to meet him....... bobo the chimp i mean not sam ...... or the policeman.....or the scientist....... cos hes dead cute and wears a nappy ! ( the chimp that is ) i would love to meet hmmmm .... oh! I already met her !! well done !........................................................ Bruce Campbell new Old Spice commercial
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Music:

danzig , misfits , samhain , metallica , megadeth , michale graves, me first and the gimme gimmes , iron maiden , alice cooper , ash ,the undead, the offspring ,greenday , lots and lots. but like other stuff too elvis , barry manilow , rem , take that!! Glenn Danzig

Movies:

too many science fiction , horror , comedy , anything really as long as its good that is. big star wars fan though , also blues brothers ,rocky,the deer hunter,green mile,E.T, shaun of the dead , lord of the rings , goonies , stand by me , george romero's dead films , evil dead trilogy , jay and silent bob , but the greatest film of all time ...... " its a wonderful life" george bailey the original man on the edge! "every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings"

Television:

non.... although i used to watch "spaced" but i got the dvd box set now so........non ! i also used to watch "quantum leap" but i got the dvd boxed sets now so......still non !..... cant stand adverts and commercials , if i want to buy something i will choose to buy it myself i dont need the bloody thing constantly in my face every 5 minutes "buy me !" ... "buy me !" ... "dont delay !" .. "call this number now !" ..."come down to our showroom right now !" ... "buy me !" well i tell you something for free , for free mind i wont charge you ! .. they can f**k right off! the more they tell me to buy something the more they can f**k right off and stick it up their arse !............."buy a shed off me?" Spaced

Books:

1. a written or printed work of fiction or nonfiction, usually on sheets of paper fastened or bound together within covers. 2. a number of sheets of blank or ruled paper bound together for writing, recording business transactions, etc. 3. a division of a literary work, esp. one of the larger divisions. some books yesterday

Heroes:

Tim wheeler !!! Glenn Danzig and Jerry Only , 2 living legends. oh and pootle flump. and doctor samuel becket , Humpty dumpty off the kinder surprise advert(check my videos) , Judge Dredd cos he dont take any s**t! ,and Sloth from the goonies " hey you guys !" ... oh and Sora from "kingdom hearts" And a late comer to my list for his outstanding commentry on the eurovision song contest the living legend that is Terry Wogan ! and who could forget Brian cant !!!!! oh.. Bruce campbell from the evil dead movies and last but not least Aragorn from the lord of the rings Jerry Only Bruce Campell Sora Sam Becket

My Blog

Thinking and smoking

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Posted by andy on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 05:25:00 PST

RESURRECTION 12/3/96

This isnt my usual kind of blog so i appologise in advance if you get bored and dont finish it! Just thought it might be a good trip down memory lane for me to write this down. Anyway the subject ? th...
Posted by andy on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 01:45:00 PST

NICE DAY FOR SMILING?

If you read my previous blog then you may be interested to know that i opted for the day trip to Keswick. However it was a bit too cold to go out on the lake so second choice was a game of crazy golf....
Posted by andy on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:52:00 PST

LONELY OR LUCKY?

Its saturday morning , just had breakfast and wondering what to do for the day. My daughter has gone away shopping to Newcastle with her nan so its just me and my son today. The weather...
Posted by andy on Sat, 12 May 2007 02:55:00 PST

EMBARRASSING ME OR MY DAUGHTER?

Any guy knows that clothes shops and shoe shops are a total bloomin nightmare! Too much time have i spent on a saturday afternoon , stood outside "new look" smoking,checking my watch and shaking...
Posted by andy on Tue, 08 May 2007 08:54:00 PST