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shittytittynittygritty Dirtbag

Only douches throw deuces

About Me

I'm Devon
I wipe front to back
I'm a danger to all things flammable
Including myself
I have a benchleg from the courtyard and I'm not afraid to use it
It's got nails, screws, everything I need for a crude labatomy
I use my mom's bathroom just so I can leave her toilet seat up and piss her off
I love anything with a blade
Guns... not so much
But that doesn't mean I'm a liberal anti-NRA girl
And I'm not afraid to shoot one either
The gun that is
I ramble
Ever noticed?
AIM- holypoopitsdevon
AIM to cell- holycrapitsdevon

You see my comment box down there? That's right buddy USE IT

My Interests



Hannah thinks I look like this guy...

...well she's a turd anyway.


Metal
Hacky Sack
Oreos
Boots
Mello Yello
Mortal Kombat
Tetris
ESP
PSP



Fags
Anime
Thieves
Fags
Multiple Punctuation
People misspelling things on purpose to try to be cool
Public Metal Kids
Cremo
Superman
Fags
Hypocrites
Tight Pants
Nigger Pants
Fags
Liars
Crap crammed in my face
Fags
Guitar Hero/Rockband... do yourself a favor.. if you really think you're that cool for being good at something gay as that learn a real instrument.

I'd like to meet:

Gerry Phillips, Adam West, and Carrie Fisher

Music:

COOKIE COOKIE

Metal

Metallica
Iced Earth
Blind Guardian
Demons and Wizards
Powerglove
Tenacious D
Iron Maiden
Dethklok
Lamb of God
GWAR
Dio
Goatwhore
Slayer
Korn
Godsmack
Kataklysm
Zimmers Hole
System of a Down
Disturbed
Children of Bodom
Cradle of Filth

Rocka/Pshycho/Punka/Gotha-billy

Nekromantix
Zombie Ghost Train
Batmobile
Koffin Kats
Mad Sin
The Stray Cats
The Chop Tops
Horrorpops
Tiger Army
The Meteors
The Space Cadets
13 Cats

Hardcore/Metalcore

Zombie Gutz
As I Lay Dying
The Agony Scene
Dillinger Escape Plan
Into the Moat
Norma Jean
BTBAM
Old A7X
My Hero Is Me

Punk

Misfits
The Offspring
Blink 182
AFI
Sex Pistols

Southern Rock

Trainwreck
Blackfoot

Movies:

Horror

Dawn of the Dead
Evil Dead
The Omen
Saw Trilogy
The Grudge I & II

Martial Arts

Ong Bak the Thai Warrior
Fearless
Unleashed
The One
Kill Bill Vol. I & II
Kung Fu Hustle
Shaolin Soccer

Action

The Crow
Van Helsing
Underworld
Underworld Evolution
V for Vendetta
Boondock Saints
The Covenant
American History X
Both Star Wars Trilogies
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
The Matrix Trilogy
HellBoy
Dracula
Batman Begins
Tim Burton Batman Movies
Monty Python Movies
Marvel Movies

Comedy

Nacho Libre
Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
Shaun of the Dead
Hot Fuzz
Ace Ventura Pet Detective & When Nature Calls
Airplane I & II
Naked Gun Trilogy
Austin Powers Trilogy

Television:

Cartoon

Batman The Animated Series
The Batman
Batman Beyond
Justice League
Johnny Bravo
Samurai Jack
Hong Kong Phooey
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Fairly Odd Parents

Comedy

Robot Chicken
Mad TV
Saturday Night Live
The Office
Jackass
Wildboyz
Family Guy
Celebrity Deathmatch

Music

The Metal Channel
I don't like much of MTV or VH1 because they always play preppy mainstream bullshit and rap.

Books:

Odd Thomas Trilogy
Lord Of The Rings Trilogy
Dean Koontz
Douglas Adams
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Captain Underpants series
..and of course the one and only Where's Waldo series

Heroes:

I think hero is a word too loosely used anymore. Used to you had to actually do something heroic to be a hero. Now people are considering the most rediculous people heroes. Actors, artists (music or otherwise). Ex- Atom Ant, hero. Fictional, but still a hero by definition. Adam Ant, not.

My Blog

Why I think drum majors with authority are unnecessary...

b/c theyre liars and they bitch too much   thats right so im scratching the inside of my leg near the crotch of my jeans (which is apparently also my crotch) when a drum major tells me to "quit j...
Posted by shittytittynittygritty Dirtbag on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 10:19:00 PST

Don't know what a frood is?

A frood is a really, amazingly together guy. More together than a hoopie, which is a really together guy. (Tip- read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) It's great. (Note- look at the mood =D) I've ...
Posted by shittytittynittygritty Dirtbag on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:22:00 PST

humor me

who are you?do you like green eggs and ham?do i know you?when did we meet last?did i hump your leg?if so im very sorry...*pssst...did u like it?*what is my true identity?are you a superhero?what would...
Posted by shittytittynittygritty Dirtbag on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 11:05:00 PST

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Posted by shittytittynittygritty Dirtbag on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 03:49:00 PST