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Cabrera Clan

I'd like to meet:

Everyone.Oh, and Support

Music:

Travel Partner

Movies:

Hand caught...Heavy D and T Bag Distinguished Roomie

Television:

Exercise to Death

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Books:

Miss Sara Munilla...better?

Heroes:

HeroesNuff SaidIt is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.Chuck Norris can play the violin with a pianoChuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time.Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.Chuck Norris can speak braille.Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic.The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Chuck Norris. This amuses Chuck Norris because he is bulletproof.Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstong in a "who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5They wanted to put Chuck Norris' face on Mt. Rushmore, but the Granite wasn't hard enough for his beard!

My Blog

You Just Can’t Run

This Blog is a product of Devine Inspiration....unless I'm completely mistaken and I just ate one too many subway sandwiches and this is a result from a Gerad induced hallucination. Regardless of the...
Posted by Dax on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 01:01:00 PST

7 things (feeling like a true romantic)

The Seven Things I Forgot, but will Remember Forever.As I come back to sanity, the day's toil weighing heavily on the soles of my feet, I sit in shadowed dimness in the dark corner of a hotel room. A...
Posted by Dax on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 01:10:00 PST

Superman Dat Ho! (Semi-Serious)

The Views and opinions represented here are of the author and not necessarily agreed upon by tom or anyone else in the Myspace organization. The author is a professional and may offend some readers. ...
Posted by Dax on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:36:00 PST

The Joys of Flying (Not Serious, Corrected)

So I'm sititng on a plane. Laptop, well, on my lap.?As we take off, I, like the frickin tough guy I am, think "hey, it's cool, a little turbulence"?I'm the man, right??Sister, let me tell you that whe...
Posted by Dax on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 02:12:00 PST

I can't believe its not blog! (Not Serious)

*Warning- The Views and opinions expressed are done so with little or no discretion. All Material is for the purpose and intent of Entertainment ONLY. Some content may not be suitable for children, wo...
Posted by Dax on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 02:35:00 PST

Integrity 2: the Superhero (semi-serious)

Due to alot of recent events, the idea of integrity has been weighing heavily on my mind.I've become very familiar in dealing with consequences...and I'm not really good at it. So in dealing with a l...
Posted by Dax on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:43:00 PST

Integrity (serious)

IntegrityI heard recently a man I know say, "You know, I don't know if it's right, but I've never been afraid of consequence, regardless of what it was".How awesome is that?You know, I kinda always th...
Posted by Dax on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 08:24:00 PST

Awesomeness Explained (Not Serious)

A Tribute to the words of Teddy TateAbout a week ago, I wrote about my awesomeness. I mixed it into another blog because my awesomeness in a standalone circumstance is quite overwhelming. Also, I real...
Posted by Dax on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:25:00 PST

The desires of a mans heart (Serious)

The things of a man's heart are that in which he spends his days dreaming about. Good or bad, those things will drill a hole in the heart and soul of any man, burying themselves within the core of his...
Posted by Dax on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:25:00 PST

I hate Wangsta's (Not Serious)

It's time, Brothers and Sisters, for the weekend Update.*Preface and DisclaimerThis blog is written as I begin to finally unwind. All material in here is totally true, and not subject to change. This ...
Posted by Dax on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 07:34:00 PST