º¤ jenna ¤º

YOU KNOW YOU GO TO THE DENVER SCHOOL OF THE ARTS WHEN...
1. When the science teacher writes the chemical equation to Meth on the board.
2. When you are at school from 7 in the morning till 11 at night for 3 months working on a production
3. When almost everyone you know smokes pot
4. There's an 11 gay people to every 1 straight person
5. When you help a friend who is upset for not getting into a play
6. Girls go crazy whenever a straight guy walks into the building
7. The dress code consists of one the rule: don’t be naked.....
8. 4 square is a mad skill
9. Somebody is painting a mural in the hallway
10. When you play Hackey Sack with Mr. Rice
11. When the coolest teachers are bald or wear crazy glasses
12. You are called a hippie many times by friend from other schools
13. When your personality and majority of your friends are defined by your major instead of clicks and groups
14. When the administration has nothing to do except bust people for pot
15. When rap battles are a part of everyday life no matter what race you are
16. When you can just sit in the hall way and play your guitar or any thing and just sing
17. When you can just walk out of class and be gone the whole time and they could care less
18. When you get pulled from class to go build a set.
19. When there are so many illnesses going around sometimes during shows you cant even name them all
20. When the only sports there are 4 square and hackey sack
21. When everyone know everyone and everyone’s business
22. The teachers all have some art talent
23. There are crazy kids running down the hall filming a movie.
24. People want the school mascot to be a converse shoe or a cow...
25. You find yourself sleeping on the theatre couches before rehearsal
26. There’s hell to pay if you sit on the props!
27. Other schools hate you at thespian convention
28. People who went to buyers call DSA there home...
29. You find you self talking about plays you liked from the past years
30. You can’t do anything on the computers because there stupid
31. There are crazy hippie vans in the parking lot
32. People in the middle of the halls, talking to themselves aren't considered crazy
33. Your teacher tells you how to make a bomb with out caring weather or not you actually do
34. The only school where you could be totally afraid of the tech teacher or absolutely LOVE HIM.
35. Seeing a spider-web-like thing in the entrance is normal
36. You could get away with calling your teacher crazy & where they could get away with throwing a shoe at you and not get in trouble!
37. You see students having a fight over which class is better and '08 kick everyone's booty!! (‘08!!!!)
38. You remember sitting in front of the class yelling at Mr. Elliot, & only the people in the back got his attention
39. When the fire alarm goes off and you think is Mr. Mann had something to do with it.
40. You've begun saying "shut thy trap" instead of "shut up!"
41. You have spent the first day of school there till 9pm
42. Your diet consists of Chinese, chipotle, Einstein bros, noodles and company, starbucks, and lollicup
43. Your first time smoking pot or getting drunk was responsible by people from DSA
44. Your first time doing something illegal was encouraged by people from DSA
45. Stories sometimes start off with "man at this one cast party we..."
46. You don't remember year to year by classes but by Shows
47. You were pissed off moving from byres to the "new place"
48. You despise the librarian and the administration
49. Someone getting busted for pot was normal
50. If you were a republican you were shot!
51. the most math you learned and remembered was that Snowballs=suspension
52. You stopped listening to morning announcements in the 6th grade
53. Somehow everything relates or is referring to sex and/ or drugs
54. The phrase you remember most is "if you're not in class, you are late!"
55. You know who the Hallway Nazi is
56. More than 2 people ask you for money a day
57. You come out (of the closet) and everyone goes, “DUH!!"
58. You argue about politics over an hour
59. Everyone isn't at school all at the same time because they're either at thespian convention, a DCPA field trip, or it’s April 20th (4:20)
60. You’re never too old to sell cookies ha-ha!
61. Out of no where someone just bursts into song, dance, and/or an acting piece
62. Your directors tell you that your rehearsal will go from 3-6 and it ends up going from 3-10pm....
63: No one ever really "drops out,” they just "graduate early!"
64. When boys put make up on you and do your hair better than you do!