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MATT

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Roger Clemens, Charlie Weis, Bucky Lasek, Tony Hawk

Music:

Anything from Rap to country

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, American dad, Wildn Out

Books:

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl.“Well, I should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a cab driver, and the fare back to town is $25.”