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Jeff Herther

The one and only Shameless the Red!

About Me

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Well here goes nothing. I am a 21 year old bum who is temporarily in Spotsylvania, VA. I am into Anime and music. I read alot and I also love the internet (and yes I plan to marry it). Well anyway other than that I was born in California. I am 6' 3" have short red hair, brown eyes, tan skin, and weigh in at 219 lbs. I love talking to people, and I am the biggest flirt on the planet. I apologize to all of you who can not take it at face value.
You Are 88% Grown Up, 12% Kid
Your emotional maturity is fully developed, and you have an excellent grasp on your emotions.
In fact, you are so emotionally mature - you should consider being a therapist! How Emotionally Mature Are You?

My Interests

Anime, Computer, Music, T.V., Rping, Video Games, Manga, Psychology, Drafting, Time, Hanging with the most beautiful woman on earth and all other things I like but have not listed here for one reason or another.
Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake
You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many.
The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately.
You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss.
A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract. What Is Your Seduction Style?

I'd like to meet:

If you would like to know ask. Mainly I want the usual oddity. .."right">Name:: Jeff
Age:: 19
Height:: Six foot Three
Weight:: Something like 250-270
Shoe Size:: 14
Boxers or Briefs?: Boxer briefs
Do you shave down there?: Occasionally
How many inches are you?: Five and a half
Is it thick?: I think so.
Honestly, how often do you masturbate?: Rarely
Where do you masturbate the most?: Bed
Do you use your left or right hand?: Right
Favorite sexual position:: Missionary or Woman on top
Most times you've had sex in one day?: 4
How many people have you slept with?: 7
Do you have condoms in your room?: Yes
Do you keep a condom in your wallet?: Not any more
What kind of condoms do you generally use?: Trojan non lubricated
Weirdest place you've ever had sex?: Lake Anna
Ever have sex in school?: No.
Do you like oral?: Yes.
Would you rather give or recieve oral sex?: Give.
When was the last time you had sex?: Long time ago.
Do you like sex in the shower?: Yes.
Do you watch porn?: No.
Ever have a relationship based completely on sex?: Yes.
Ever gotten road head?: Yes.
Do you have any nude pictures of yourself on your computer?: No.
Are you happy with your sex life at the moment?: Could be better, but no reason to complain. In my situation lack of a sex life isn't horrible.
Are you embarassed by any of these questions?: No.
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Music:

Godsmack, Disturbed, Static X, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Grateful Dead, Led Zepplin, Jimmie Hendrix, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Black Sabbath, Seventh Day Slumber, Sound Garden, Audio Slave, Creed, 3 Doors Down, 3 Days Grace, Otep, Arch Enemy, Drowing Pool, Korn, Cannibal Corpse just to list a few. My taste is getting lighter... by the day.

Movies:

Exel Saga, Girl Next Door, Sakura Diaries, Golden Boy, Girl Next Door(Anime), Van Hellsing, Hell boy, Cowboy Bebop, Without a Paddle, Village, Unbreakable, Signs,The Sixth Sense, anything by M. Night Shaymalan. There are more, but right now my head hurts...START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>
Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: Yes
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: Both
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: Needles.
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: Yes
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: It sucks.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: No.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: No.
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: I can take it or leave it.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: Black
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: If there is a song stuck in my head.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: No.
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: Yes.
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: California.
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: Yes.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: No.
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: Hell no. Aerosol all the way. -Hides the R-22.-
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: One bite.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: Partially.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: Yes.
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: No.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: Humans are fun.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: Yes.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: No.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: Nothing that I know of.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": A long time ago.
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: Of course.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: Yes.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: Eww!!!!!
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: Some, mostly... Yes. F*cking blondes.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: In my drawer. Mwuahhahahahaha
WHAT TIME IS IT?: 9:46
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: Shameless The Red
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: Gives me the runs.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: Yesterday Morning.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: Showers, I do not like to wallow in my own filth.
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: Of course.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: No.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: I don't like addiction. It is one step away from dependency and I can not let myself be dependent on something.
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: Creamy.
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: Yes.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: Haven't yet. Just woke up.
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: As long as it costs this much.
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: No.
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: Yes.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: Im full of it.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: Long time ago.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: Yes.
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: Mine.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: Not really psychic....
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: For school.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: Not yet.
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: Yes, well.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: Yes.
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: No.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: Umm... Define magic.
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: I know a few dogs and those girls just need lives.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: No.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: No.
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: Yes.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: A burger sub thingy.
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: If she puts it on me.
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: Yes.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: Anything by Target
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: Hell no!
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: Nightwish
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Television:

Trigun, DB, DBZ, Ronin Warriors, Double Dragons, Biker Mice from Mars, Cowboy Bebop, to name a very select few.
You scored as Deacon Frost. Yeah you are the take no prisoners it's my way no matter what type. You do whatever the hell you like and make no apoligies for it. The tempermental vamp surrounded by lots of hot chick vampires

Akasha


100%

Deacon Frost


100%

Marius


67%

Lestat


67%

Armand


67%

Blade


50%

Spike


33%

Dracula


33%

Angel


25%

Louis


0%
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Books:

This Symbiotic Fascination (written by Charlee Jacob. I recomend everyone read this book). The Dictionary. Jack of Shadows, anything by Roger Zelazny, or Robert Frost. My two favorite authors of all time. I recommend everyone reads the book "The Great Book of Amber" A compelation book by Roger Zelazny. Warning! Roger Zelazny does not write endings.

Heroes:

My only Hero is my Grandfather Herb Herther whom served the Marines and was one of the best pilots ever.
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My Blog

A friends lines.

This was written by a good friend of mine. I think she is a genious so I am reposting her work so that more people can read it and see her brilliance. If you disagree kiss my ass.   I spend the d...
Posted by Jeff Herther on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:49:00 PST

Boot Camp Poem

If those things which hount my Nightmares prove themselvesIf that can come to passIf nothing more can keep me from those fangs and clawsIf all hope is lostWhy does the sun rise? Tell me what you think...
Posted by Jeff Herther on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:35:00 PST

Whirl Wind Week.

Wow, all right. So I was thinking about the Marine corp. again at the begining of last week and guess who calls Friday night? Well Gunny Lopez asks me what is holding me back and I say my car.... So I...
Posted by Jeff Herther on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 07:00:00 PST

What in the hell?

What is my families problem? I had to spend the whole night with them, so most of the time I was in hiding. The two times I showed my face to the druken crowd I got lectures, the first about how I am ...
Posted by Jeff Herther on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 11:00:00 PST

Truth

My life has been going back and forth, back and forth. Basically I have reached an all time low in my life, and have come to realize that only two truths exist and these are the truths I have lived by...
Posted by Jeff Herther on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 04:13:00 PST

For once.

For once.For once I felt emotionally broken.Before I felt nothing that could be described as more than token.Family words sting deep into the soul.something so painful it threatened my control. spiral...
Posted by Jeff Herther on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 06:26:00 PST

Now the full thing.

Ye wavering shapes, again ye do unfold me, As erst upon my troubled sight ye stole; Shall I this time attempt to clasp, to hold ye? Still for the fond illusion yearns my soul? Ye press around! Come ...
Posted by Jeff Herther on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 05:10:00 PST

Would you?

Would you help me off my knees? Would you offer me a shoulder? Would you tell me everything will be all right when I am broken? Would you hold me til' my tears stopped flowing? Would you care enough ...
Posted by Jeff Herther on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 03:19:00 PST