Mary Jane

My name is Mary Jane. YES, I AM A DOG! A REAL DOG! I was born August 7, 2006. I'm a hybrid dog. I'm a shi-tzu mixed with a griffon. So they call me a Shiffon. I live with my mommy and daddy in Ahwatukee, Arizona. That's technically Phoenix. I enjoy playing with stuffed animal toys and my speaky toys the most. I also have a best friend that lives around the corner. Her name is Lola. Her daddy is Bones. She used to stay with me for a while but now she has her own place. I miss her sometimes but all my toys and all the attention i get from my parents fills the void. I also enjoy walks around my complex, car rides and just generally laying around having the "dogs life". I'm also bad sometimes. I like to tear up the carpet by the door. Dad and mom get sooo mad at me!! They spank me and yell at me and put me outside. But when they let me back in I kiss their butts and give them some loving. I know it's so hard for them to stay mad at me when i do this. He he he he. This summer i'm going to learn how to swim. My parents are going to get me a little doggy floaty suit so i don't drown. I don't know how to swim yet, or at least i havn't had the experience of being in the water. Just the bath water but i don't think that counts. But i do have the instinct to swim. I pretend like i'm swimming when dad holds me above the water. Dad and mom think it's funny. I can't wait to try out the river! Maybe i'll make some swimming buddies. Life is pretty good for me. I have it all. Toys, food, a nice place to live and all the love in the world i could possibly have.