Ed Truck

I like hubcaps, I like laundry, I like waffles, I like antfarms I like recess picnics, and eatin' pork and beans I like tinfoil and bowties I like cardboard and moon pies When I'm soaking in the bathtub, I like shootin' submarines Shootin' submarines I like Snoopy, I like Droopy, I like Charles Nelson Reilly I like Hee-Haw, Fat Albert, and I also like corn I like cornflakes, corndogs I like corn bread and cornstarch I like the band Korn and popcorn, I like all kinds of corn ALL KINDS OF CORN!I like eggrolls and crab rolls, crab legs, but not frog legs I like duck sauce with duct tape and jumping on the bed I like Popeye, Pipeye, Popeye Poopeye Peepeye Olive Oyl and Bluto, and falling on my head Falling on my head I like throwing spaghetti at Bigfoot and Yeti I like Veronica and Betty, don't call me Jughead! I like gumballs and rumballs, I like cheeseballs and cheesecake I like pineapple upside-down cake, why's it upside-down? WHY'S IT UPSIDE-DOWN?