i'm me
i’m impulsive, talkative, affectionate, complicated, vindictive, quixotic, distractible, intense, pugnacious, cynical, argumentative, vehement, precocious, moody, impetuous, disconcerting, patronizing, judgmental, incogitant, astute, enigmatic, obnoxious, inquisitive, supercilious, occasionally endearing, and all together too much to handle
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i spend most of my time in my favourite hole-in-the-wall cafe in a back alley writing about the world in a purple book
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i have a vocabulary fetish
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a fetish also, for piercings; i have lots, 22 to be exact
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i live for the moments in life that make me feel the same way i do when i listen to tom waits
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i'm not short, but am perceived to be
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reverse psychology is required to get me to do anything
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i go to uni
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last year i went to rmit...i was studying marketing there...i do not want to be a marketer
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now i go to monash...i'm studying arts there
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i plan to spend the year reading poetry and books about the renaissance
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i heart uni...it gives me an excuse to buy stationary
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if anyone, throughout the course of my entire life, ever uses the word ‘beatnik’ to describe me, i will die happy
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i have a really poor excuse for a signature; it’s just me writing my name
for this reason, i can never be famous
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i experience de ja vu far more often than is normal; i attribute it to a possible temporal lobe dysfunction
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i find that when I’m overtired, i reach this great point of delirium wherein my vocabulary is phenomenally impressive
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i have proclaimed my love for another on the back of a cocktail bar coaster
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when playing a word association game once, i was asked what animal i would be hypothetically if i could be any animal in the world…and without thinking, my response (for some reason) was ‘a puffin’
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i love perfume, and constantly enquire as to what scent people are wearing when i hug them
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i steal epicure out of the nearest copy of the age every tuesday
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i wear my hair in chopsticks, and pens, and paintbrushes, and knitting needles…anything long and pointy, really
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i touch things i shouldn’t…my curiosity is ungovernable
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i have a kitten named cleo...she is perfection in kitten form
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jeff buckley’s ‘twelfth of never’ will never cease to send chills through my body
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i like the way kiwifruit skin feels against the roof of my mouth
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one one occasion, i was chased by a goose
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and on more than one occasion, i have slipped over on flowers
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my favourite number is three
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i think that being a florist would be a cool occupation…i thought that before, and now after, i found out the freudian interpretation of such a desire
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i know lots of simpsons quotes...i find them useful
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there will be no panicking! at my disco
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although there may be cake
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i heart:
art
(most kinds)
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music
(most kinds)
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food
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wine
from wine glasses/tumblers/goblets/glass slippers/bottles in brown paper bags
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coffee
(drinking & making it)
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ladybugs
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kittens
(inordinately)
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stumbling across songs that perfectly match whatever mood i’m in
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wearing black turtlenecks
like a beatnik poet from 1950’s Soho
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the word ‘bunny’
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the mix CDs i made when i was 16, and how perfectly they encapsulate how lame i was when i made them
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my old school diaries
(for the same reason)
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albino pygmy marmosets
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hearing unintelligent people debate politics
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having popcorn and a comfy seat to do the aforementioned
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the beach at night
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kisses
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snuggling
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people who can appear to be very knowledgeable about wine as long as they are in the company of people who know nothing about wine
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muffins
some people prefer cupcakes; i, for one, care less for them
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things that are purple
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doonas
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my girls; jenna, emma, hannah & danni
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shoelaces
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writing
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big old black Mustangs
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hand-pressed paper
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the sign language sign for ‘turtle’
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the smell of dry cleaning
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the word ‘disco’
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memories of having hilsley fever! with my girls
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doing the happy dance and the hamburger dance
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the tweedle bugs from sesame street
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holding hands
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treating things that are not optional like they are
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scarves
the knitted kind...and the felted kind...and especially the silk kind
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my glasses which i need sometimes because i am short-sighted
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drinking red wine in bed
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procrastination
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the smell of toast
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things that are shiny
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the word ‘munch’
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faux eyelashes
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vanilla vodka
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brooding chickens that snuggle into themselves and say 'wraaa'
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shoes…most kinds
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italian white hot chocolate from max brenner
because they taste amazing, and because they come in what's called a 'hug mug' which have bunnies painted on them
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beer…songs about beer..anything beer-related
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kumquat marmalade
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french braids
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sleep
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gloves
the fingerless kind…and the…finger-ed kind
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butterfly kisses
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anything to do with lego
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candle light
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icecream…gelato…anything frozen-dessert-related
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photography...especially black and white photography
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new undies
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red nail polish
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i heart people who:
play with my hair
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cause my heartrate to increase
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have something of interest to say
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get excited about mundane things
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love kittens…because i love kittens
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teach me things
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laugh at me
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admit they like lame stuff
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are intuitive
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are good snugglers
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have pretty eyes
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tickle my back
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drink tea
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love winter
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talk about books they have read
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are artistic
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like pancakes
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heart me back
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i don't heart:
the word 'c**t'
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when people try telling me that my tattoo is slightly off centre; it isn’t, the design is just not entirely semetrical
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the colour yellow
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clowns
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bob dylan
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being in environments which are eerily artificially heated/cooled
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faux tan
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when songs you love get attached to people you grow to hate and are consequently ruined
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the sound of people masticating
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people who use the words ‘horny’ and ‘randy’
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burning my tongue on hot stuff...like coffee...or max brenner hot chocolate
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when the hot water runs out
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people who growl suggestively
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being pushed…its just not nice
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when my ipod dies
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wasps…and bees
(honey bees/killer bees/working bees)
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smelling bad smells
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