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Master Splinter

About Me

I'm a mutant Japanese rat. I pretty much taught the ninja turtles everything they know. I guess I can thank TGRI for everything, without their mutant goop in my sewer, I probably wouldn't be here. I defeated Shredder, AKA Oroku Saki, way back and ever since then I've sat on the couch and watched soap operahs and have been kicking it in my empty train apartment.

I'd be glad to answer any questions you might have. If you have anything, message me and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Elvis, Peter Laird, Joel Eastman.