"For those of you who haven’t met the man, Johnny Legend is perhaps first and foremost a rockabilly rebel. He’s fronted rockabilly bands since he was a punk at Sylmar High School in San Fernando, California, including, most famously, the Rockabilly Bastards. Johnny has been around for nearly 30 years now and has toured the world with his demented stage show and Real Rock’n’Roll music. He recruits pretty girls to go-go dance at every show, and one long-celibate girl attacked him, and he had to perform his smokin’ grooves on his back with his face pinned beneath her pelvis!! In Portland, I witnessed him playing harmonica while absolutely buried in my stripper-buddy’s luscious butt! What a guy!!!" - Viva Las Vegas Exotic magazine