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Your Friendly Neighborhood Asian

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About Me

....If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is, it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would....You see?!!CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST!!

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My Interests

Music:

..Frank Sinatra..Four Seasons..Mamas & Papas

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My Blog

Dirty Little Fucking Blood Suckers

        April 14th, 11:59pm....    ????-It seems like you boys & girls are lost, considering the fact its almost midnight and your in the middle o...
Posted by Your Friendly Neighborhood Asian on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 04:29:00 PST

OpenMind: Shattered

    I arrived at the crime scene suited  up and ready as I entered the norm of the norm suburban house on Wonderland Drive and Ontario Avenue. Stepping out of the Ve...
Posted by Your Friendly Neighborhood Asian on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:37:00 PST

Things to do While Making Number 2

*Read-Porn, Women, Clothes, Shoes, Automobile, Celebrities, Comics, Annonymous Writings on Bathroom Stalls, Shanpoo Directions, Shaving Directions, Hiar Prodoucts Direction, Writings on your Hand/Arm/...
Posted by Your Friendly Neighborhood Asian on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 11:33:00 PST

My Longest Sentence......still a work in progress

Tears are rolling down my eyes as my hands dig deeper and deeper insider of her, her blood covers the walls, the ground, the ceiling, the funiture, my clothes her clothes covered in the thick dark blo...
Posted by Your Friendly Neighborhood Asian on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 11:20:00 PST

Left VS Right Hand Masturbation.....45mins Later

Picture This            The sun peaks through the blinds and blinds Friend1. Slowly getting out of bed, he rubs his eyes and stumbles onto his feet. He...
Posted by Your Friendly Neighborhood Asian on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 03:53:00 PST

Having Sex is Boring if You Do the Same Thing......

Abraham Lincoln: The act of shaving one's pubic hair and keeping it, then ejaculating on a partner's face and throwing the pubic hair on their face so that it sticks, in a manner which supposedly rese...
Posted by Your Friendly Neighborhood Asian on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 06:30:00 PST

Tittie-shaped Twinkie

i thought of this a long as time ago and since im hella bored and feel the need to type im gonna type up this idea i had one day imagine a twinkie but round and well in the shape of a tit or boob or b...
Posted by Your Friendly Neighborhood Asian on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 06:56:00 PST