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Captain Jack

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Captain Jack Mehoff, a decorated veteran of extensive sea travel, whose reputation for various daring exploits in far flung ports in all corners of the globe, has decided to widen his sphere of influence, and mix with you, the little people. Therefore I have deigned to enter the world of cyberspace - a place where, for your delight, I will recount my exotic tales of swashbuckling, amourous adventures and gastronomic discoveries that will in turn mesmerize, amaze and cause you to chortle at the scope of my perspacity. Along the way, I will reveal my astounding talents as well as opine as befits my position as an arbiteur of taste. Check my blogs for my latest literary egestions. This is to alert you all that I am in charge, and that I will heretofore refer to my august personage as "we", when I remember to do so.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I've already met very many world figures, celebrities, culture icons and anyone else of import that you'd care to name - and some request anonymity due to fear of having to answer copious questions about my personal life. Yes, it's a burden, but you're now meeting the power behind the throne...so to speak.

My Blog

I is Planting TREEEZ

Spring has never been the favorite season - a pleasant one- but for this ski monkey, give me winter anytime....But there is a glorious deliciousness that the explosion of nature provides, and pollen a...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 13:11:00 GMT

Renovation Revelations

So when I am on here (rarely these days) I like to check out Nav Press 'cause of the poetry...and I was moved. Allow me to share....RENOVATION REVELATIONSBy Captain Jack MehoffIt's a lovely shade of ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:19:00 GMT

Who the F*@k Won?

Oh my God. Oh MY GOD. Who the hell won American Idol?I teevo'd it and dumbass Seacrest said "and the winner is..."and THE TAPED SHOW RAN OUT.OH MY GOD!I mean, I don't really care that much, but I AM...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 19:21:00 GMT

Howdy ’cuz I Is Back!

Heyya Heyya! I is back and i loves everybody!!!! - Holiday doings have had The Captain wrangling with limited access to technology, so I just decided to save it and you shall all endure my recounting...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 18:13:00 GMT

Holidays Have the Captain Snowed But Offers Furry Seasonal Love

'Tis the season and I, The Captain, have been uber harried and unable to leave droppings amongst my cyber community friends - but - please know that one and all make the corners of my crusty heart glo...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 07:33:00 GMT

The Captain Cooks Up His Thanksgiving Feast

Thanksgiving Menu Orange Almond Boston lettuce Salad with Red Wine Vinaigrette Citrus Fruit Cup and Cheese Platter ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:42:00 GMT

Times Call for The Captain to Channel a Conversation with John Lennon and Kurt Vonnegut

So it's the news&the earth turns, the mania increases, and the tectonic plates continue to shift and cause a constant change to the paradigm that is our constant. So what's a Captain to do?I mulled an...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 19:08:00 GMT

Funky Cats and Art make The Captain Par-TAY

Saturday night - the weather was perfect - the world was even affording an extra hour so that the festivities could exceed their boundaries. The cosmic stage was set, and all of the elements were in ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 16:03:00 GMT

UPDATED: The Captain Shares a What The Hell???? Moment - News happening NOW

The end of the story is at the end of the original blog:This blog is real. It is serious. Anyone who reads The Captain's blogs knows that I rarely deal with the real but this is happening now. (Wed. ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 16:45:00 GMT

The Captain gets Hinky Over Ghosties!!!!!

Ok  I am a bloghead. There are some good blogs, and there are some great blogs, and it just reaffirms my faith in mankind (You Oh-so-complicated-phylla), that some of you occasionally think&.and go ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:20:00 GMT